They are fucking! Are you so attached to IKEA? Is it hard for you to collect this stuff? There for the fools in the instructions everything is written. My daughter under my supervision assembled a box with three boxes. My daughter 10 years. And you can’t gather healthy men.)

The fact that the Japanese are perverse, came to mind not because of the tantakle toys and not because of the anime about the perverse sur-yuri bears, but because of such an insignificant detail as the "chicken with yakuza" in school buffets. They make sandwiches filled with LAPSHI, their Japanese mango! O.O

I bought a car. We have received numbers "728". We live on the 7th floor, the number of our apartment is 28. I thought, my phone number ends in 728, and my wife’s 728 stands in front of the last number.
Learned today: My doctor 14.04.1981, wife - 12.04.1983. The difference is 728 days.
I looked at the capsule with horror before sending this quote...

What did you do, brother Sassuolo? Do you know whose son I am?
and tea?
The God. Come to church on Sunday.

Who are you in the sign of the zodiac?
and cancer.
and well. Can you whisper?
I know.
You know, let’s go to the mountains.

All of one:
My friend’s name is Notary. Name, not type of activity. How many charming people write to him almost every day! In addition, they ask questions, which in the notary office, in principle, will be answered free of charge (specifically specified). You have to go to the office! to call! Sit in line!

The murmur:
Oh LOL
I hope no one with the name Photographer, he in Vkontakte is over.

Another freelancer sent me a screenshot of the work done in Word'e. I decided to share this event with my wife.
I go into the room where she is, with the words “People are strange creatures” and I see my wife sitting on the floor and smelling the corner of the palace.

Here you sit at home in the evening next to a cozy table lamp and read a new book in the fantasy genre. And everything is fine - the plot is interesting, the author's slogan is non-obsessive - beauty. And here you will get the geographical name of this world, such as "Westeros", and then the name of the character "Faramir", and then the spell "Vingardium leviosa". And you sit, scratching the tail — and where is the emphasis, how to read it correctly?"
I want a book where it all goes!
yyy: imagined Potter with the Ring sitting on the Iron Throne))
Oh, and this is "winter from the campsite!" :D

yyy - Hm, and if you pour water into the opened bulb of the bulb, freeze it, then break the glass and remove all the fragments, the experiment will be quite safe.

This is the "conference"!

Nicole White: I once had a quarrel with my mom and she told me that I was so lazy that even during her pregnancy I didn't move, drowned a couple of times and then before the fighting. Cats, that was offensive!

Listen, if you are bad, then you are bad, and not everything.

At first I did not understand, I thought - I am so bad, I cannot do everything normally, provide everything. And then I looked at the sides - and it is in chocolate, many and half do not have it. He took everything away, became loving and kind. Now I keep it strict, and she is just happy to go. The slave mentality - as long as the master is good - he is bad and I do what I want, and when the master is evil - any gift is a great honor! Only if I do not need it, I sought a companion of life and a companion to share all the joys and misfortunes of this life in two, and I got the slave Isaur - feed and fuck, and fuck life yourself as you want.

My husband and I have a budget. So common that I also invest in his car (I don't drive, but I am driven), in repairs in his apartment (because it is inherited and I have no rights to it) and other things. And I also fight for his rights before his family, my family and others in turn on the "dovezy is not difficult" and "give in debt here straight tomorrow I will give". He chooses the technique, I choose the excursions and everyone is happy. And you’re just looking for a fairy without brains and opinions, and then complaining that she doesn’t have her own opinion and a slave mentality.

I have the most real bordel of virtual machines. Because I have four of them, named by female names to quickly distinguish, and I fucking with them.

A bordel is when someone else is fucking with you. If only you, then you have a harem.