Pope approves use of condoms
Millions of Catholics breathed with relief)))))

Google continues to burn: on request "scouting of wild pigs" second result "A brief history of Ukraine and Ukrainians"

xxx said the truth - got p*zdy
xxx: said a lie - got p*zdy a little later.

Commentary on the video of the accident:

The fools on the roads will fill the Russian land.
This is Kyrgyzstan
I am an imperialist.

Yesterday I drank cappuccino at a restaurant, today 3 in 1 at the factory behind the machine.
WOW: And how, is there a difference? and ;-)
HGH: there is
It is 113 rubles.

I’m fast, like a flock of mutants during the chase.
I will control you as a controller.
I am hot, like hot.
I stretch like a vortex.
I am unstoppable, like a discharge.
I’m like a blood sauce :D
I’m going to throw you off like a trampoline.
You lost all the fucking!? to

Mrak: watched the happy broadcast about Valuev
Mrak: showed him how the fox digs out the mushrooms in the woods right with the root, instead of cutting.
I would be in the woods and see it.
I would silence the fool

Go to any office, find a odmin, ask "Do you have a deer?". He will show you a whole herd and probably in the accounting office.

My friend’s microblog: Every man should get married sooner or later! Happiness is not the most important thing in life!!and "
and ah. If I were her guy, I would have thought a lot.

xxx: I saw a list on a website. He fell from the chair:
Mathematical Olympiads:
Vladimir Volfovich Uhlivodsky was voted by 1% of the literate population and 99% of the literate population. Prove that if Vladimir Volfovich shot 35% of the literate population, he would get at least 60% of the votes.
In the US presidential election, Barack Obama was voted by 10% of the Russian-speaking population, but 90% of the Jews. Prove that, contrary to popular belief, most Russians in America are not Jews.
3) A representative of the progressive youth movement bought 1 ton of grass. After drying, 1/5 he gave to friends, 2/3 of the remaining - sold. In the end, he had 100 kg left. How much of the mass in the purchased grass was occupied by water?

From the Habbri:
The noise of the cooler is the silence of the modern house :)

He is viral?
He: not you
What is the fear of losing?
She is good)
he: aaaaahahahahahah
It’s not me, okay.
He is the author of books on programming.
See also: PRUFF
He is: Reference
It’s even something strange.)
What is Wanna Virtu?
He: not you
Wanna is his second name.

And more generally, if I need children, I will rape you.

and Lorn
I asked a friend what a biathlon is, she replied that it is such a two-core processor.

Loneliness is when you do not clean the history in the browser after you.

Who asked about British scientists?
Italian scientists believe that Facebook is harmful to asthmatics

Conversation with a police officer:
Whose face is red?
I am ashamed
What are the eyes red?? to
I am ashamed of drinking.

Is the level of education in Russia falling? I live in Israel and work in a store. When I offer a club card to buyers, I say:
You will get a 5% discount!
For the entire purchase? (I am disappointed
Not you, for every thing. (With a proud voice, withholding laughter)
Well, then it is a different thing! Go to!

To the girls who worked with me, I explained long, stubbornly and with a calculator that it was the same thing. I suspect they agreed, but did not believe.

You live in my heart, in my soul, in my head.
Q: When will you pay the rent? : 8

Prichin, yesterday, a courtman from Tver, moving along the picturesque bridge on a personal vehicle of a row4 toyota, lost control and broke into the maybach, causing damage of 8.5 thousand rubles.
NN: The Courthouse of the creature. The Toyota RAV4. Fuck it!! I want to take this street too!!! to