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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №73265
 21.11.2012
Talk of programmers.
Sergey: In general, besides that everything is wrong, I don’t see other mistakes...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73264
 21.11.2012
Olya: For what I love free municipal clinics, so for cheap services.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73263
 21.11.2012
About mutual understanding:
Admin in the general chat:
We can’t change the hoops, right?
The Secretary:
Oh, leave what nature has rewarded :")

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73262
 21.11.2012
I read in the news: "A deer drove a man into the trunk of a car and took his cigarettes". What do these journalists smoke?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73261
 21.11.2012
XX: I realized that I am reminded of the raised trees in November. It’s as if the bride, a month and a half before the wedding, was everywhere in a white dress and fat. Br...

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73260
 21.11.2012
Early morning. The Sunday. 7 in the morning.
I sleep, I do not touch anyone.
DDRDRDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! to
I jump: Good Morning Mazafaka!Even the perforator screamed.
DDDDDDRRRR stops and behind the wall such a sad voice: I am what? My wife forced...

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73259
 21.11.2012
When I first saw the interview with Kurayev, I laughed. Now my children are learning from his textbooks. I am not laughing.

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73258
 21.11.2012
I go in the bus (guard), the conductor asks to transfer money for the ride from the back yard. In the middle stands a woman of large size and on all attempts to transfer money through her, she thinks that it would be transmitted through those who sit, and she was not touched. On the front seat sits a 4-year-old boy with his mother, observes the whole situation very closely for five stops and says pretty loudly:
“Mommy, is my aunt so bad because she’s fat?”
The bus begins to rust quietly, the mother is embarrassed, the woman becomes red... in a few seconds:
“Mommy, is she fat because she’s lazy to move her ass again?”
Even the driver of the bus.)
The woman red like cancer jumped out at the first stop.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73257
 21.11.2012
Make me a massager. I have not had a massage for a year.
She is tired: Do you have a conscience?
He: And I have no more conscience.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73256
 21.11.2012
Whc: By the way! If at the end of the world everything is planned correctly, then you can eat, shrink, dress up, fill the mouth of someone who has long dreamed - and the mess / side / deadline will not have time to happen!
What if the end of the world doesn’t happen?
Whc: If the training was quality, at least personal - guaranteed!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73255
 21.11.2012
My mom is coming to me on Friday.
M - Something early, I did not expect it before December 21

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73254
 21.11.2012
%user%: I'm scared to think which part of the snowboat can be changed with the help of grabs.
%name of the driver.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №73253
 21.11.2012
I am old...

I remember washing plastic bags.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №73252
 21.11.2012
X: Pash, do I need a visa to Karelia?
Y is yes. He left the Russian Federation this morning.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73251
 21.11.2012
After three goals from Barcelona in the first half, commentator:
"Spartak has a time to decide who will change his shirt with Messi.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73250
 21.11.2012
10 is Men don’t like women who argue with them.
Men like to be smarter than women, they think it should be. But they will never refuse to support a good quarrel or discussion with a nice girl, especially if she will lead.

XXX: Where is the continuation?

YYY:...especially if it is going to bring serious arguments. The end. Imho

zzz: end: bringing with you nice girlfriends...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №73249
 21.11.2012
XXX: She was good?
YYY: I have no idea
YYY: And what exactly?
xxx : xd
xxx: approved
yyy: I didn’t understand from where you got the knowledge that she started shaving something )) Then I thought you made a mistake in the word pudrila )

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №73248
 21.11.2012
My grandmother came to host. He calls me to work and says, "The cat is crazy, he needs to sleep, he is eating his shit." I rush home after work and see that my grandmother has confused a bag of food and a bag of toilet filling. The hungry cat did not withstand, in short... Well, even if it had suffered before the evening, it did not fall into the bowl. Breaking the pattern in the cat.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73247
 21.11.2012
I mean Katya! Do you know what BDSM is? You have no childhood!
YYY: You mean it was.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №73246
 21.11.2012
XXX: What will be an amazing story?
XXX is disgusting. Stupid self-correction

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