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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146674
 21.11.2017
Fuck the trainees.
In the company where I worked for a long time, the trainees were very loved. But, first, they were very tough and selected in several stages. And, secondly, they were thrown down on a non-urgent, tiny, mutant job, which steals time from truly qualified professionals. And the world will not collapse if the trainer sets up. We, the trainees, checked the sites at the time the links were beat, chased them through different browsers and gadgets to understand what was floating at the same time. Salesmen helped senior colleagues to update the presentations, lawyer assistants further checked the details of the contractors, all kinds of registers of contracts were put in order. And everyone was happy. Gradually, more interesting and responsible tasks were given, the best workers were taken to the staff, or even promoted over time. Just at some point in life, the firms tried, developed, and then arranged this whole system so that it worked as everyone would like. They say it took some effort and time, but it paid off 100%.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146673
 21.11.2017
I am standing at a stop with an elderly woman. The bus arrives. The woman asks, “Is this a bus for the spirits factory?” I said “Yes.” Then he asks the conductor, “Is this a bus for the spiral factory?” Conductor “No” The woman goes out. I told her in the race "The conductor was wrong, he was in the spirit factory" (really wrong). The woman: “I don’t need to go there.”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146672
 21.11.2017
I recently had to spend a couple of days on a business trip with a colleague.

Quiet, stupid, 59 years old, has not been drinking for a very long time and has not smoked for a long time, knows his business well.

But, let’s say, I am not silent.

And it slipped on the first day that "with his" he has lived for a long time.

He had three marriages and three divorces.

Is this now the fourth? Or how?

and no. The Third.

Three divorces...

and yes. I divorced her.

In what year?

in the year 2009.

Which one lived with her?

Since 1995.

How many years have you been married? (The conversation is so hasty, lazy, we go in the car)

One year.

...? ? to ? to How is it?

Well yes yes. She lived in civil marriage for 13 years. She tells me, let’s officialize our relationship. You can understand that, grandmother. It was written, fucking. A year later, they divorced from Herram. And in complete harmony we continue to live on – eight years after the divorce...It was the most terrible year in my life!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146671
 21.11.2017
In the subway in front of me, a student instead of one token, the machine poured out the entire stock, three kilograms. “Jackpot!” his comrades commented with a joyful cry on the entire station. What is typical, go give it back to the box.
YYY: By habit, go exchange chips for money.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146670
 21.11.2017
Make a shame, scratch, exhibit yourself as a victim. The classic!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146669
 21.11.2017
I am on a narrow path. company of young men. I say, young people, you can pass. Yes, go on, of course we split up.
I drive a wheelchair along a narrow path. company of young men. I say, young people, you can pass. A couple of men despised, silently separated.
I walk with a child’s wheelchair and a child’s hand on a narrow path. company of young men. I say, young people, you can pass. You split up, and the echoed voice - of course, you are the mother, you need it.
In the trolley bus on the back seat is a man, aged 30-40, decent, calm. Suddenly, he becomes pale and begins to sit on the floor. People are sitting, sitting. Oh yeah oh yeah.
In the bus on the middle floor by the window stands a lady with a boy of five years. Apparently Mom. Nice and calm. A couple are standing, looking out the window, sometimes negotiating. And suddenly she becomes pale, the eyes are glassy, the hands crampfully compress the arms. The conductor notices, supports her with her hand, asks the guys sitting next to her - sit her. And in response, let him ride a taxi with his puppy, we are not obliged.
There are no more mothers, there are only eaters.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146668
 21.11.2017
to this:
>>Just as inappropriate are house swimming and shorts on the beach. And yes, naked ankle and male ankles are also inappropriate. It is a pity that people have begun to forget about the rules of decency.>>>

seriously? You can still agree with the inappropriacy of cowards on the beach, although the degree of nudity for cowards and swimmers is the same. But here the inappropriacy of something there at home breaks the brains. Home to Karl! Since when has your home become a public place? Living in the municipality is another matter. But even there is a common territory, and there is your room where cowards are very even appropriate. Going home in underwear is the norm, if you do not have guests or other strangers. Sexual organs are closed, what else do I need?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №146667
 21.11.2017
>Then it is not possible to count that there are no employees. Employment of professionals. Are they too few, do you lack them? Where do they come from?

What does it mean from where? In fact, they have to be. Right in cabbage, straight with experience and gift for lifelong slavery. As if you live in a different reality.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146666
 21.11.2017
The authorities hide

In the name of justice, so that you will always be answered...

>> And comparing radio shows with books is nonsense at all. I think you will understand why.

"Then Pototsky invented a new trick. He walked through the monastery. I watched another group next to the grave. Waiting for the end of the excursion. He responded to the old man and whispered, “Andr well! Between us! Gather 30 copies. I will show you the true tomb of Pushkin, which the Bolsheviks hide from the people!”
Then he took the group into the woods and showed the guests an invisible hill. Sometimes a tourist asks:
Why do they hide the grave?
Why Why? Sardinia smiled sardonically. You are interested – why? Comrades, the citizen is interested – why?
“Oh, yes, I understand, I understand,” the tourist licked..."


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146665
 21.11.2017
(Paris Hilton that it was she who invented a selfie) - She doesn't know that the first was the Wolf of Nowhere!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №146664
 21.11.2017
And at night I like to bump a couple of packs of width - to sleep so better.

to warm! Tell me, how do you sleep with the teeth? What is "Working "?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №146663
 21.11.2017
The Working

It does not reach the people. If you want a prospective professional - seduce and motivate. The school holidays are over, the professional remains.
You want a slave for a minimum - don't be surprised that he breaks and gives up without leave, but for bribery.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146662
 21.11.2017
by NaKlein
No sticker, sign or other method of providing information, not approved by the official PDD, is a determining factor for special attitude on the road. The point.
No state, no causes and peculiarities of the situation can interpret the position of the driver of a car with a child as having the right to an individual model of behavior that goes against the PDD (and creating interference with the movement of the car, no matter how steep, is a violation). Again the point.
There are certain categories of drivers that mark their vehicles (beginners, disabled drivers and their carriers, as well as deaf drivers). But this is an indication of REALLY ONLY an unsolved problem, as a sign of an emergency stop, not a requirement for a special attitude. And they wasted. Tomorrow, I, a completely non-drinker, will hang the label "Don't Dude, I'm out of a hammer" and will behave accordingly. Would you like? So I think you would go home with your shortcomings and suffering.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146661
 21.11.2017
Watched a video in which a woman shows her lists of things for the day, week, month, year and so on. I was somehow afraid of the enormous amount of work that a person does with an unobtrusive purpose... So say, do you do something like that?
No, I only write a list of foods in the supermarket, and then, standing on the passage with a cart, I boredly try to guess what is CHAPIN, SAGAT, BLACK PERS and PODOSHVA.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146660
 21.11.2017
I regularly buy on the RZD website tickets from St. Petersburg to the small homeland.
Now the RZD has a cynical action - a special price for selected placard seats: the upper side seat at the toilet costs symbolic 666 rubles.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146659
 21.11.2017
Alexey Shlykov: I would like the letter Y to be present in the name
Evgeny Gamza: The Beauty of Form. Perfection of functions. Y is.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146658
 21.11.2017
Is there anything that does not need to remove cats from trees? Any cat can freely descend on its own.

Theoretically it can. But successfully, this does not happen to everyone, mostly only in those who grew up on the street, whom mothers in childhood taught to descend. Cat skeletons on trees - HAPPEN, although rarely, when the cat failed to fall on the underlying suck and died right there. How many fall to the ground, slumber and die in the basements, we will never know. So either teach your cat to climb before it gets stuck on a tree, or call an emergency call. Yes for money. Yes, they will go to this challenge only if they want and only when there is no need to save people. And at any time they will leave if their emergency help is needed by people. So don’t have to hysterize that "because of your cat people are dying". This does not really happen.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146657
 21.11.2017
At the previous place of work was issued by the organization VTB24 card. Since the job changed and I no longer need this map, I decided to close it. It turned out that there was still money in the amount of 76, 16 rubles. A little bit, but still. And here it is shit! I am the employee of the bank.

C - You have 76, 16 rubles on the card. You can remove them, but in ten working days (that is, in two weeks! You can donate to the development fund of the bank right now and immediately close the card.

What is the reason for the ten working days? ! to

C - This is the procedure for receiving the balance of funds when the card is closed.

I - Okay, so let's take the money out of the box first, and then we'll close it.

C - You will get a higher percentage, you have a small amount.

I am not true.

And I went to the box, took out my 76, 16 without any commissions there and immediately closed the card. What are they paid for?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146656
 21.11.2017
And all these talk about health benefits is a shit in favor of the poor. Because if it were done for health, people would be sterilized first.

For people, I have developed contraceptives, abortions, and there is a whole science of oncology that fights the same breast cancer and prostate cancer. People have long been engaged in sex without conception and are successfully treated for cancer. And the animals have to either wear off the body, age prematurely and die from constant hives, pregnancies, childbirth, or catch hormonal failures and various diseases from unproductive flows and unrealized sexual hunting.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146655
 21.11.2017
They wear swimsuits and swimsuits on the beach. You will be driven out of the coward.

Seriously what? If I put on simple single-tone nylon trousers and a swimsuit and come to the beach, you will not notice the difference even if you look carefully. This is the same if you take fast-drying fabrics.

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