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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №159003
 21.11.2022
My daughter is sick, second grade. It disappears. She has a classmate, a girlfriend, they correspond with her on WhatsApp. So the daughter tells me to take her phone and write to this girlfriend to find out what lessons they were asking. And here I, 37 years old, corresponded with an eight-year-old girl on WhatsApp. He felt disgusting.



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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №159002
 21.11.2022
I often crossed with one girl, she tastes good, she draws to me, I am pleased to communicate with her, but she was anorexic for two months, it really scared me.

I imagined how we were having sex, she was on top, I held her stickers in my palms, I had an outburst of force and I pulled off her arms on my shoulders and ran with them around the apartment shouting: BLAT BLAY! The goddesses! and AAAA!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №159001
 21.11.2022
Call to the homeopath:

I (crying from a cold and cuddling voice):

I listen to.

In court, to Tackyde.

There are no adults at home, I will not open.

I turn off the call.

Then, in their office (the question must be decided), they reminded me of it, but in good faith, they said - they have not been sent so delicately long ago.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №159000
 21.11.2022
In the clinic today says a nurse taking blood: yesterday a man came to donate blood without a bat. I said to him, “Man, put on a bagel.” And he said to me, “I can’t bend, I have a radiculitis.”

I sat down and put him on a bagel.

He comes with chocolate today. I say to him, “What you do, don’t have to.”

He replied, “Please take it. I am ashamed. I didn’t have a radiculite, I just didn’t want to wear a basil. Now my conscience is tormenting.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №158999
 21.11.2022
The wise will not go to the mountain, but the pleasant and pleasant will go to the mountain.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №158998
 21.11.2022
I called once an old acquaintance, asked to help with the selection and bringing into the working state of the gadget as a gift to the son. The choice was between the PSP and the tablet. The son very much wanted a "peach", especially considering that the previous one was sown in school. The issue of hardware security arose, so that the previous experience of loss would not be repeated. Banning is useless, threatening is not good.
There was a Solomon’s solution in the brain attack. The child became the owner of a console of nuclear pink color with a large engraving on the back: "Mom loves you." For a year - no attempt to take the device out of the house, so that "to chase the boys."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158997
 21.11.2022
The stripper realized that the club was elite when she found a crystal swan in the strings.

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