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[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147504
 21.12.2017
A distinct difference in mentality. Russians vs Chinese

In our town, next to one of the district tax offices, there was a small tabernacle with all kinds of nonsense, like cigarettes, chocolate, beer.

Since there are no other shops next to this tax (it is in the shelter, there are some inspections, some offices for long-distance drivers), it is apparent that people often asked in the store if they do not have xerox, or where there is xerox nearby. In this regard, the advertisement first appeared on the lark: "There is no Xerox,"

“There is no Xerox!”

There is no Xerox!! We do not know where it is.”

There is no Xerox and it has never been!!! The question “Where are you?” We do not respond.”

Then "the penalty for the question about Xerox 10 000 r."

So it lasted three months, observing the evolution of these ads in the morning while he went to work.

Then a Chinese buyer bought it.

And the next day he put a bad Xerox.

And a week later I put a large colored xerox.

And now (approximately six months have passed) there is a small center of digital services, xerox, printer, scanner, instant photo, e-mail services, website-sub-key (!) The simplest snack. The Chinese make a hairdresser.

And he is already coming to work on a used Cayenne.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №147503
 21.12.2017
It was decided to hand Mutko into the hands of pure Russian athletes, removed from the Olympics, for the preparation of Vitaly Leontievich for the Paralympics.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147502
 21.12.2017
Coins and not only

Per the guy had travelled the Kun and the Manula (like these cats were terrified).
In general, much depends on the owner of the animal - this time. And from other people, they are two.
The cat,, the children of the owners asked so that the harsh childhood phobia had already begun.
If you do not understand that pulling your hands to a strange cat / dog without demand is a risky occupation, then you are yourself a wicked buratine.
If you educate your children that animals are toys that have no feelings, no mood, no desires, no pain, then shoot yourself. Animals are not to blame for your kids tormenting them, they are just protecting themselves from them.

Yes, pets are an increased responsibility to society. But the same as the increased responsibility to society is your children. You are responsible for their behavior and upbringing.

So stop blaming the animals and their owners: everyone is to blame.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147501
 21.12.2017
I did not shrink, I was shrinking. Respect my name!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147500
 21.12.2017
<DEG#> If the truth comes out, it’s not very good.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147499
 21.12.2017
Wut: - I came up with entertainment for the next Halloween: the radio-controlled machine is squeezed under the child's car with wheels up and at night it is periodically turned off from the control, causing the car suddenly to rotate to the joy of the lonely passers.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147498
 21.12.2017
by Kun
A huge Maine Coon cat, brutal and vicious, contrary to assurances, first terrorizes the owners.
– is
The Maine Coon is not a dog. In principle, it is impossible to bring him to a vicious and brutal state. Stories of the same "done the dog to the fool" are full, it always ends badly.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147497
 21.12.2017
Did you know that in the women’s toilet of the IKEA store there is a machine with condoms? andquot;

Why men don’t, that’s the question.
Yyy: Because they are filled with water and thrown away

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147496
 21.12.2017
Curiousman: The problem is this: the automatic update of Windows 10 suddenly stumbled on Dell Storage Manager Driver, writes that the update is incompatible with it and asks to remove it manually.So I can't find this Dell Storage Manager Driver anywhere. Where does it hide and how to remove it?

IA: Better tell me how to put it. This is the dream of millions – a really working way to refuse updates.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №147495
 21.12.2017
I just arrived today from a long trip. We haven’t seen you for almost a year. How much water has leaked since then... Bl... you are a Chinese crane in the kitchen...

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