usr>>That’s a very bad thing!! to
Morgan>>What is it?
usr>>I sit on the site, knock on all the buttons... Suddenly a separate window starts, there is a type of scanner, scans files, finds vulnerabilities, viruses... Offers to download their antivirus to eliminate all this.
morgan>>Well what is it?
usr>>Well, tell me where did he find the C:windowssystem32 folder on Linux?
morgan>> probably in the basket :-)

Before yesterday in a taxi driver told about the house where his friends live. There, he says, many fathers from the patriarchy live. At first I thought it was rapper. It comes out of the bandley in a balloon, a cross on the chest as it should be, a rapper's hat on the head, a steep cell phone in the hands.

I will probably never be able to look at the Orthodox church clothes again, so as not to remember the rapers.

I am a jealous person, but I am not jealous of you.

June (15:27:33 18/12/2007)
I make a proposal:
to develop and put into operation a system of early warning in the form of a light board with the illuminated inscription "Hawaii", which is included when approaching the premises of the IT department of persons who can erroneously interpret the activities of the employees of the IT department by testing the performance of components of computing equipment (video card, monitor, manipulator, mouse, etc.) with the help of software complexes with a high share of loading of these devices (so-called "games")

HHH
Lovely girl ?
WOWU
What other girl? How many years have I seen it?? to
HHH
The boy doesn’t do that.

I went to H!
WOW : What?
Excuse me, Dmitry Sergeevich
What does it mean forgive me! I am in the board of directors! It all came out on the projector.
You are fired.
HH: Or maybe not?
You have to be fired!
Then I went to h*j.
See also: bl

Order to the IT Service (real history)
XXX: Due to the fact that the working surface of the desk is covered with lacquer, the operation of the optical mouse is not quite correct, the mouse movement is sharp, often scratched, does not correspond to the movement assigned by the hand of the operator. In this regard, please allocate me a mouse carpet to improve my performance, preferably with a silicone pillow to support the wrist.
YYY: To prevent false operation of the optical mouse sensor, we suggest you use a specially designed sheet of A4 white paper. You can get it in room 506. Unfortunately, at the moment there are only sheets without a silicone pillow available, so the wrist operator will have to support itself.
If you want to use your own A4 sheet, keep in mind that with a paper density of less than 80 g/m2, the positioning accuracy of the handset will be insufficient for comfortable operation.

Q: So, did you go, when the last race girl sparted?
I am a programmer...
Please forgive me :)