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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107106
 21.12.2014
This will not be destruction but schizophrenia, try not to create a club with someone who will sing a choir with you.
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It is not even schizophrenia, but in general, trying to argue with Professor Preobražensky.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107105
 21.12.2014
Literacy and mental development. As a child, he considered himself very clever and calculated, not without grounds, but with over-the-counter. I liked to replace various words with synonyms to show that I know their meaning, apparently. She sent me, so my mom to the pharmacy to buy candles with beauty extract. So I understood that "with the extract" in this case should not be changed to "with the taste". The pharmacist was very pleased with this request.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107104
 21.12.2014
Onfim: We are so aware that we are being listened to.
Onfim: But now security officials are complaining that we are talking too loud around fire sensors. Nuts are non-branded.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107103
 21.12.2014
I like to cuddle. Sometimes I forget and can do it with a stranger.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107102
 21.12.2014
My daughter (2,5 years old) just said in the store:
Dad, I love you very much!
I squeezed, everyone around smiled, and she continued without lowering the volume:
And the mandarins too.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107101
 21.12.2014
H&M: I recently went to second grade.
xhh> They asked them to prepare for the exhibition.
xhh> He is sitting, zumbing. His knowledge is periodically checked.
hh> I hear it rush like sick.
xhh> Well I was interested, said, chazanah.
I go into my son’s room. He looks at her in the oak, and she cries. And in her hands she has a drawing with exhibition.
hh> Well I take it, I read it.
The essence of the text is that in the spring the mouse nurses flooded, the mice flooded, and the birds began to throw stones on them from the clove to get a blow.
Well, and the heroes of the text, say, caught the yoghurt out of the water, planted him and he was still sitting in the boat.
After the birds, which (I quote) "throwed mice with stones along the sloping trajectory", I still stood.
xhh> But after "on the bottom of the boat I was sitting on an affectionate yogi" I bended with my wife %)
xhh> And the son has never understood what the ancestors are...
H&M and I love kids. % of

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107100
 21.12.2014
If you ask the technician, he will say that there are no three-digit numbers.

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