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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23934
 21.12.2009
Students are tired
Books are sleeping.
The wicked are waiting for them.
The bad lecturer sleeps.
To dream at night,
Close your eyes,
Go to...)))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №23933
 21.12.2009
M (20:24:00 16/12/2009)
Good gift
M (20:24:08 16/12/2009)
fucking
M (20:24:10 16/12/2009)
not those
J (20:24:25 16/12/2009)
Good to disappear
J (20:24:26 16/12/2009)
Oh is
J (20:24:27 16/12/2009)
not those

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №23932
 21.12.2009
xxx: recently with my wife unlimited Internet spent 1024!!! to
YYY: How cool is it?
XXX is economical. Three condoms for two months was enough.

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №23931
 21.12.2009
I went to Avatar today. The film is very good, if you do not get into the logic of military action. In fact, he is deeply philosophical. He reveals two of the most important things in the world.
1st No arguments, no logic for women. Only the seeds of the magic tree of Eve can change her point of view.
2nd Even the Alien Indians rule the one who has the coolest pterodactyl.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №23930
 21.12.2009
BOSH refrigerator in Eldorado, made in Germany, broken in Italy, repaired in China, sold in Russia for half the price only for the New Year.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23929
 21.12.2009
XXX is OK
XXX: You are not cooking.
YYY: You called me a teaser!? to
YYY: What a thin upset!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23928
 21.12.2009
<Timati> is it good?
<nyshtyak> THIMATI: with your nick such questions...

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23927
 21.12.2009
I took a child in the car and asked him, “Dad, why do I start reading it as soon as I look at the advertisement?”

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23926
 21.12.2009
Anutka Tomilova (16:11) :
If you don’t give it to a woman, she’ll make it better! If you give her sperm, she will give birth to a child.If you give her an apartment, she will make her cozy.If you give her food, she will make delicious food.A woman is multiplying and developing.So if you make her some little cocktail, be prepared to get back a ton of shit. Send it to all men to think, and women to be proud!

Timothy (16:12) :
Amy

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №23925
 21.12.2009
Where will you celebrate the night from 31st to 7th?

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №23924
 21.12.2009
I was asleep with a strong drunkenness. suddenly a phone calls and I am asked, those 3 is enough??? I say "Yes!" And all, put on the phone and I fell asleep, sleep away 😉
This is how I passed the exam.)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №23923
 21.12.2009
x: Throw, the node is a fox... I put the flash flash as he immediately recognized the crack to the door as a virus and removed it.
y: display in settings to ask for removal
X: So he usually asked, and here he showed independence.
Y: the boy grows :' (

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №23922
 21.12.2009
Amazing nearby! disgusting as well.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №23921
 21.12.2009
Automatic message for talking ass:
I am not in place.

MAKSI (09:20:34 15/12/2009)
I’ve given my name, oh! Oh, you are scum.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23920
 21.12.2009
After the matches this week, it seems to me that our hockey team has been bitten by our football team.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №23919
 21.12.2009
Now there are generations of students who graduated from the university with the help of Wikipedia. It is really terrible to live.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23918
 21.12.2009
The status of the girl: If you want to hit, watch it not hit.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №23917
 21.12.2009
XXX...to sing in karaoke the voice is unnecessary... it takes good vision and lack of conscience))))

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №23916
 21.12.2009
Anastasia
by *****
I got a Philips epilator... but I don’t need it, I sell it for 1500 rubles
The new! There is a boiler and a cooling pad, description and price can be seen here:

by Alexander:

****
Once I gave it, I still need it 😉

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №23915
 21.12.2009
XXX: I liked it!
zzz: Tired of these catastrophes... all kinds of meteorites. We would have made our film about how communism came across the globe. In the West it would be like a horror movie. We have a comedy.

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