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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107146
 21.12.2014
I remembered here:
1990 or 1991. of Moscow. I am undergoing a surgery in urology. As is prescribed in the evening before this mystery - a cliché. The cysts are made in the room on the female half, to the male toilet a hundred meters, because the building is significant. In the bathroom, of course, two cabins without doors. Climax is made for three.
I was second. It turned out that carrying a few liters of water in itself is not so easy, it is necessary to go quickly, but not to squeeze the buttocks, and the finger to shut up did not allow education. But I escaped.
I will never forget the third person.

Sorry, almost forgotten by me,
I did not come up to meet you.
I had no bread, no sight.
I was not in the bathroom, forgive me.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107145
 21.12.2014
Russian liberalism is not an attack on the existing order of things, but an attack on the very essence of our things, on the things themselves, and not only on the order, not on the Russian order, but on Russia itself. My liberal has come to the point of denying Russia itself, that is to say, hating and beating his mother. Every unfortunate and unsuccessful Russian fact arouses in him laughter and almost enthusiasm. He hates popular customs, Russian history, everything. This hatred of Russia, not so long ago, our other liberals took it almost as true love of the homeland and boasted that they see better than others what it should consist of; but now it has become more open and even the words "love of the homeland" have begun to be ashamed, even the concept has been expelled and eliminated as harmful and insignificant.

F.M Dostoevsky, the novel "The Idiot"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107144
 21.12.2014
Songs of cats.

Wife: Good cat and in December.
I: Okay, suddenly someone stood on his foot.
Wife: Ughu, you can’t sleep at night. They stand, they stumble.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107143
 21.12.2014
I want to listen to my wife, I don’t want to lie in traumatology.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107142
 21.12.2014
From the cinema:

The main plus is the artist of the film. Not his job, but himself. His name is Ondrey Nekvasil. Wonderful name and surname. They are very close to me.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107141
 21.12.2014
In Russia 1 just showed a dance from the "Swan Lake". Should I worry?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107140
 21.12.2014
What is Euro Repair?
This is when the money is taken from you, and the repairs are done at home.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107139
 21.12.2014
Repaired the star on the tree for half an hour. Some tiny contacts in these fucking Chinese bulbs in the star. It burns, it does not burn. It burns...
She is a bitch, she is a bitch!! The program has it, fuck it!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107138
 21.12.2014
I watch a movie about Christmas. There is a family on the car in which they go to visit grandmother and grandfather, small cute deer horns attached.
This would be our some so, only all year round, so that you can immediately see - here is a deer.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107137
 21.12.2014
Screenshot of work desk with rainbow
Comment: a gif on which a guy from the back rows screams "Gay"
Comment to the comment: "Gay people have no blue flag, ignorant"
One comment on “Wow, you are a geologist.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107136
 21.12.2014
Recently I felt on my skin what a "time programmer" is. Since the ruble has fallen, I am a heavy economist.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107135
 21.12.2014
Well, of course, prices will rise, and there are many reasons, and the bucks with the euro have grown, and the fact that the economy in our country has long been not natural, and human greed has no limits...
As my mother said, "I several times in my life filled the servette with cereals, pasta, then put everything on the wash, maybe the age is not the same to be so confused again."

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107134
 21.12.2014
From the discussion of anime genres

You do not understand the essence of harem. Harem should be homogeneous - the girls in such a harem love not only the main character, but also each other. Such a harem is resistant to the rejection of any of the members, even in the case of leaving the protagonist, it will not collapse.
The centralized harem, assembled only around the protagonist, is not stable, generates conflicts and a bunch of other problems.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107133
 21.12.2014
<Marie> It’s good to be a grandmother – she’s loaded up, shattered herself in cowards, picked up likes and lie, happy :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107132
 21.12.2014
The sarcasm that requires the attribute “this is sarcasm” is a very ugly sarcasm.
PS: This is a sarcasm.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107131
 21.12.2014
This is:

It is important.
A well-known man called me.
Remember the "fifth column"
So here. The FSB, using the law against the Internet (one year ago warned) record people who write on the Internet about the collapse, the deficit, repost various slugs. A large case is being prepared about disinformation in so-called media (soc. Networks are equal. The first arrests will soon take place.
You need to get out of the country urgently, at least for a few months. Who knows has already bought travel tickets for "vacation". Many tour agencies have frozen sales, free flights are getting fewer.
All this is very scary. I don’t even want to believe. But it won’t be shit, that’s important.
A well-known man called me.
Remember the "fifth column"
So here. The FSB, using the law against the Internet (one year ago warned) record people who write on the Internet about the collapse, the deficit, repost various slugs. A large case is being prepared about disinformation in so-called media (soc. Networks are equal. The first arrests will soon take place.
You need to get out of the country urgently, at least for a few months. Who knows has already bought travel tickets for "vacation". Many tour agencies have frozen sales, free flights are getting fewer.
All this is very scary. I don’t even want to believe. But the puppy will not fuck.
__________________

Excellent attempt tour operator, just great. Artistically, with imagination, with fire

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107130
 21.12.2014
Afton commentary:
The author of the post "Hurma is strengthened to the euro" on debts.

Is your head okay? Do you not understand that it is not the dollar that rises, but the ruble that falls? And it falls not only to the two main currencies, but in general to all, even to the Belarusian rabbit and the Mongolian Tugrik?
= = = = = = = = =
And with you? Why do you try to chat with "the author of the post" on a neighboring website? Because "there can" You will be able to chat with him at VKontakte. This is the "black" and half foolish.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107129
 21.12.2014
Do you know who has never worked in the primitive tribes? The Shaman! Even the leader participated in the hunt (and all men were obliged to hunt), the shaman - never. Not to lose your divine power. Now they have invented Hirotonia and Grace, and you continue to carry your prey to them. They say that it is only because of them that this world still exists. Believe them. Otherwise, their world will cease to exist. You will have to extract food in the sweat of the face, and they know how to sweat, and not to extract.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107128
 21.12.2014
The relationship with the girl suddenly became so good that for the case decided to change the bedding

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107127
 21.12.2014
YYY: I want to go on vacation... but they don’t leave at work (
Well, you are a girl – threaten them with a decree. Either you are released at the beginning of the year for 2 weeks, or you will leave yourself at the end of the year for 3!
YYY: Do you think you will agree? 😉
XX: Of course, they just have no choice.
XXX: And when they agree, you’ll need another contraceptive compensation from them! For force majeure circumstances not to affect the contract.

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