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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43493
 21.02.2011
I buy condoms at the pharmacy, all as usual, and suddenly the seller says:
So wonderful, you won’t believe! Yesterday one man bought it and put it right here!".
I wasted, of course.
I turn around - and behind the back of the old lady near the window with elastic medical socks stands, the seller turned to her.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43492
 21.02.2011
Note: if suddenly all the girls started to lose weight, then it is soon spring.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43491
 21.02.2011
Your child behaves inappropriately, lies, asks uncomfortable questions - don't rush to re-educate him - maybe a great journalist will come out of him.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43490
 21.02.2011
If the child really wants to live, contraception is powerless.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43489
 21.02.2011
Fuck to fuck!
If you write "preamble", then follow "fabula"! Fabel, shit and not ambulance!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43488
 21.02.2011
Article on Google:
We calculated that if everyone switched to Live Search, the savings would be more than 3.5 billion seconds per day... or 11 hours per second.

I also want what puts them so in!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43487
 21.02.2011
SAN (23:23:16 19/02/2011)
I am in such a state of heroism...no reluctance to do anything.

SAN (23:23:29 19/02/2011)
Not even hunting.

SAN (23:23:35 19/02/2011)
Lying is also reluctant.

SAN (23:23:39 19/02/2011)
Walk more

SAN (23:23:43 19/02/2011)
Tired of writing.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43486
 21.02.2011
XXX: July and July<
YYY: What is it?
Take me to the mirror and you’ll know what I feel about you.
YYY:...
YYY: It is clear
YYY: The Fool
[YYY removed you from your contact list]

XX: And why this reaction?
zzz: ready to bet that by dragging the monitor to the mirror she saw a black screen

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №43485
 21.02.2011
in our army. Construction is carried out on the floor. The construction is carried out by a Southern blood man with a corresponding character. At this point in the barracks is going gene cleaning (PCD) and some genius splashes water out of the window. Apparently she had just washed the barracks. Most of this dirty liquid gets to the combat. There are smiling laughs in the system, we understand the guilty no longer to find. Combat keeping absolute calm shouts to the side of the window: If you are a murderer, show yourself!!!! Literally in a minute the head really rises out of the window... in the anti-gas! Plateau explodes by hohote

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43484
 21.02.2011
It is necessary to be able to approach the predecessor after accounting with the thesis:
Sorry, but did you accidentally find a sparkle in my work?
Prep has returned.
Morality: It is correct to say, greed is the second happiness!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43483
 21.02.2011
Today I stopped missing the car of gaiters coming out of the sidewalk. Thanks for the brief inclusion of the blue flashlight. Everything is not like people)) wnd(c)

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