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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43533
 21.02.2011
What are wrong priorities? A good, expensive gold chain, presented by colleagues on the anniversary, dust on the shelf - I don't like gold. A thick package of rubber inserts "Turbo" lies in a vacuum packaging in a very reliable place.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43532
 21.02.2011
The producer of The Chronicles of Narnia died of an overdose.

Why am I not surprised?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №43531
 21.02.2011
My son bought a Nihua-Hua puppy yesterday. and Abdel. Eight hundred backs were dropped.
Yes, these shit bags are crazy 😉
XXX: I’ll give him a room palm in a barrel so that there’s a place to walk the dog.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43530
 21.02.2011
My grandmother is urinating:
"And why did you hide the money? I haven’t even seen it!"

Nats

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43529
 21.02.2011
If you are reading this, then the new education reform has not yet affected you.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43528
 21.02.2011
Prepod: What if I ask you to count whether this line coincides or divides?
Student: I will hang myself.
It’s right, he is separating.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43527
 21.02.2011
On one of the porn sites comments:

by 666
I have a penis of 14.5 cm that is normal, I am 15 years old, who has what? just honest.
MDF
I’m also 15, honestly I’m 16 cm... Will he really grow up?? to
Elijah
I'm 10 and I'm 45 cm, what do I do with it?!!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43526
 21.02.2011
Yana^: I tell him, do you want a laptop for the 23rd? He says he has no such money. Issue :' (

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43525
 21.02.2011
xxx: Shake up, I go on the street yesterday, I see the car stands, and on it a plastic shell * hooligan * and scratched down I too))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43524
 21.02.2011
The Ministry of Science has allocated two million rubles for research, which will help to understand how to properly motivate young scientists and teachers of universities without involving material resources.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43523
 21.02.2011
Aberforth
Vital, let’s chase Havi Rain.

seny
I gave a guy...

Aberforth
This is interesting, of course, but I asked you about the game :-)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43522
 21.02.2011
The forum. Topic: The best moments of your life.

X: There was a moment...
The first meeting with a loved one... We stood under the rain for 4 hours in one place and just hugged each other... whispering, “I love you...”
Both of them were sick.)
Y: Can I add a barrel of dough to this memory? Well please!
X: There is no barrel of deck there... We were happy...
Y: They were...
Z: I have added that. : 3

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43521
 21.02.2011
by Alexander (22:13) :
Fuck, went into the kitchen, on the table two brides with delicious snacks from different sides. I ask Betty, why both?? to
It is delicious from one end!

50 years in September

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43520
 21.02.2011
I have a friend. So he, while still a teenager, in the summer in the village suffered a lot - there was no baby at all, a computer with a porn girl at home.
I still, after so many years, die out with his phrase: 'On the weekend Lenka and Katya came. I seem to be intelligent before I went to them 3 times youthful'

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №43519
 21.02.2011
I am a virgin, but I have a boyfriend. We’ve been dating for two months and it’s all about sex. I am terribly afraid, even though I know there is nothing terrible!
Those who have had the first time, say, it is very painful the first time, and most importantly, what feelings?

Answer: In fact, it’s terrible—when it comes in for the first time, it feels like your genitals are tearing apart by a billion atoms. The pain is just hellish, and blood is blood.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43518
 21.02.2011
Loh, great as life?
Lex is Offline
Drone, what is it with him?
Nyar is offline
Drone: Mich, can you explain what’s happening?
Mix is offline
Drone: Vowaan, don’t go away!!! to
WWE is Offline
Dron: yeah you заебааали... >_<

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43517
 21.02.2011
I call them. and support. I ask what I need, the voice from the tube slowly gives:
Take the mouse in your right hand.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №43516
 21.02.2011
My father is harsh - when advertising bots are added to him, he sends them his advertising

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43515
 21.02.2011
Astrologers have announced a week of thirty-degree frosts. The number of ninjas in the city has doubled.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43514
 21.02.2011
XXX is
Well you think what a normal sexual mature guy wants, who was last with a girl a month ago))

YYYY
Normal sex, I guess what. You are more than anything. It is Random.

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