Oh well, they went straight:

Mercantile who:

The Lady:
I live alone with a child for a few years. Everything in the apartment started to break down.
What wording should I use for acquainted men to repair the computer / pin the nail, etc. To be understood correctly? I am afraid they don’t understand me (

Question: " 500 to 1000 rubles. Is it enough?" And it is better to call sanitary technicians / electricians, etc., if the acquaintances should do for free, do they do nothing more? Or then they are friendly to cook a pot of soup and wash the floor?

To help a single woman for you requires motivation of 500-1000 rubles? Are you serious? Just help, just set aside the evening, come and do what happens. I am sure she will be extremely grateful to you and will surely feed you with borsch and chickens. Without any subtitles. Learn to help people, they say, is very useful for karma.
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And even more grateful will be the wife, when her husband allocates a whole evening for another single... and then you say that the nail was stabbed, not the dude inserted...

by
I hear how good, cute and
Understanding and the girl with me
Luckily...
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I thought I was such a loser.
and so on.
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I will tell you a terrible secret, gentlemen. Most girls were brought up in childhood, and girls were brought up slightly differently than boys. They are much more thoroughly taught that offending people is not good and embarrassing, that you need to be caring and compassionate. As a result, rejecting a fan, no matter what he is, rarely anyone will dare to put forward all their reasons for rejection, rather - with a sense of subconscious guilt will try, as possible, to comfort and encourage. To emphasize that the problem is not that a person is something bad there, if it is not for her.
So, forgive me, this is nonsense about "love goats, and good guys are ignored". The widespread stupidity of people who do not want to admit that the fact that the couple failed may not be the fault of anyone. Roughly speaking, a pair of gloves needs a second gloves, not boots, not shoes or socks. It is not a question - a good gloves or bad, expensive or cheap, old or new - because a pair of boots it will not fit anyway.

"Well, there is a diploma on the tower,
There are rights, there is a soldier, there is a house.
There is work, there is a car. remained
The final quest is to find a girl :( "
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No guy, this quest begins a new epic chain of adventures ;)

I wanted to find the teaching staff of TUMGU. Googling is for teachers.
Third reference - Teachers of the TUMGU shot the rivals. I want to shake the hand of a comrade who so called the news of some sports shootings.

Good, smart, and often beautiful girls in number can be found in volunteer groups of all kinds of help.

XH: Well, I need to draw sketches with somebody to fill my hand and develop a eyeliner.
The museum has not yet been decided.
Are you studying art?
HH: Not yet yet.
WOW: Are you going to do something?
HH: I would like to. And you?
I am a programmer)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Drawing a drawing? Why exactly?)
Usually they don’t move :D

Driver of the store:

Did you find a guitar box?
Yes, I found it, it is not there!

NochieL: Any cake is twice as delicious if eaten at four o’clock in the morning, with your hands standing in your pants in front of the open refrigerator.

Why did you come to work so early?
He fell from the bed. and ;-)

I assumed that we would try to ruin the Olympics, but in such a way as Ukraine...

Take up arms.
My child is 7 years old, 1 class. Early year expectation.
at a certain time, on the phone of the child, whispering, a contact is made with the name "Father Christmas". (The phone number of your friend) The text is discussed in advance. And now comes the moment of the "unexpected" call...
First, the child sticks into the phone and tries to understand who is calling, then he will respond and understand that his eyes and knowledge of letters have not failed him. A short greeting, wishes and so on. The Santa says that he has already come to him, but he did not find and therefore left the gift in a certain place, where the child, of course, finds it. while the child is doing the gift - we wipe the call and contact from the phone.
Do not forget to bring a camera or camera. The head is guaranteed.

Friends were talking:

X: Would you kill and rape? Are you sure what is in order?
Y : Of course! I am not a shit rapist. I am a noble necrophile.

D: Well I’ll go to the audience.
I: With God
D: On the physics ah x))))
I:Tada with Newton

and demanding:

In modern interpretations of classics, I am most stressed by two things. When Carmen is played by a 16-year-old girl and when Conchita is played by a 40-year-old grandmother.

To remind yourself that all theatrical art is on condition, go to the Japanese Kabuki Theatre. After him, Carmen C. Conchita will appear to be relatives.

Maila’s surveys are very indicative.
Here is, for example, whether the chopsticks are correct:
Yes – 10 %
No – 82%
I don’t know – 8%

The second question is where you come from:
Russia – 82%
Ukraine – 6%
Belarus – 4%
Other CIS countries - 8%

I went to the girl here recently, we were going to the cinema. Well, she, like any decent girl, naturally is not assembled, I wait. Wear around me with clothes, then with shoes, then with a fan. Everything is almost ready, the last strokes. Suddenly brakes next to at full speed, a little bit of the heels did not stumble, and slides himself on the forehead "Oh, the pad should be changed, or the shower will be!" And breaks into the bathroom. I’m standing in such a shy place, I’m not a moralphagus, of course, but this is somehow too much... From the bathroom a minute for two, then silence. The door opens, the girl comes out with the crooked sleeves of the dressing suit and with the dividing key in beautiful legs. "Pardon,” he says, “I’ll be hairy now and I can go."

Q: What is this dumb?
I didn’t sleep entirely :(
HHH: What is it?
The teacher’s phone was always ringing.
I have the same melody on the alarm.

Where is xxx?
He sits in the CPS.
Is it like he was going to pay taxes?
I registered through the portal. He arrived an hour earlier, first he was sent to another office, then to the other floor, then the statement from the site is incorrect. He stood by, gave up. And when he was asked to evaluate the work he sent them to the shit, and when they called the guard and sent him there... now he thinks about his behavior...

From the hub to the article on high-voltage experiments at home.
> luck was used as a method of caution :)

From Kubica:
>> The habit of the people to cardboard RPGs and anime written in a wicked language without signs of intersection.
>> A good book is simply not able to accept - it lacks a window with the number of ammunition, hit points and exhibition in the corner of the page.
> This is a good idea for e-readers. "You have assembled five pages. Level-up and plus one to literacy"