xxx: Can I have a cox of Caribbean and girls behavior not tough?

yyy: There is sugar powder and Gennady, medium behavior. Will you take?

1986 to 1987. I am not in this world yet, but my sister is already in 2 or 3 class. She has a wonderful classy manager who loved the light very much and was on a friendly wave with our mother. Sometimes I even called home, discussed school affairs and talked about life. Therefore, nothing predicted trouble when Nina Alexandrovna (NA) called at 10 p.m. Mom took the phone and immediately turned red, then pale, then red again, said "Thank you" and quietly slipped down the wall. This is what happened.



I asked the whole class to write a book about who my parents are working for. Light, an open soul, wrote (not literally): "My mother works as a master at the site and commands the workers. My dad works on guard. He has not come home for a week. And then he lives at home for a week and is cooking something in the bathroom in a big bidon. He spends a lot of sugar and his mother is upset about it. I don’t know what he is cooking, but the banks with this are in our corridor and they are followed by Uncle Bora and Uncle Sasha. They give me money and then daddy buys me ice cream.”

No one checked the work, because Daddy never got into our school business at all, and Mommy was not before that. Light studied well and my mother did not control the process.



In the court, I will remind you, 1986 was the height of the dry law. And the teacher called her mother to urgently rewrite the work until it fell into the hands of others. Mom woke up Light and she wrote a new work under her dictatorship, which she brought to school in the morning. Dad gave me one of his bottles. And then this story almost repeated with me, but my mom was already rubbed and always asked what topic I was writing, so that God would not reveal some other family secrets.

The story of my friend. He defended the guy in court, but I don’t remember what he was accused of.



The chief indictment witness was in the courtroom, and he was asked if he could identify the accused (my friend’s defendant). He very long and carefully "monitored" all the people in the room in search of the culprit, but could not identify anyone. The friend has already silently celebrated the victory, because if the witness could not identify the accused, it is very likely that all the charges could simply collapse.



As he mentally placed the case in the “WIN” folder, my friend looked at his client, who had just raised his hand to make it easier for the witness to identify him.



Even the judge was aware of what was happening. It was a full “facebook”...

I boast to my three-year-old son that I am a cook and know a lot of different recipes.

He asked if I could cook the cat’s food.

To become a president, your IQ doesn’t matter.
The IQ of your voters matters.

There are such people – oligophrens and idiots. No, they are not stupid people who did not study for some reason. These are people diagnosed with a congenital brain developmental defect. No matter how a person is stressed - he is given little, and yet there are special schools where they are taught. They are not trained to make them smarter, but to instill some socialization skills. In addition, from the words of a friend who is a teacher in one of such schools.
“We communicate with children who are physically 19 years old, and their mental development is 5-7 years old, we teach them patience and the ability to find contact with everyone. And every time there are all kinds of checks, I am a constant participant in them. Another high commission of officials is checking our institution. I and the director go through the classes and other rooms, we are all fine. The commission goes to the lessons, sees the training process. At the end of the trip there is a table where we no longer talk about work. They are cute people, even officials. It’s time to say goodbye and then the chief member of the commission is already out asking a question that probably bothered her very much:
What is the percentage of recovering?
The director is in some shock and does not understand what to answer, so as not to offend the senior bosses and silently turns to me, looking for support. I innerly crack, but out loud: "The best in Moscow!"
This is what you see! – praised us officials, going to their high offices...”

The main danger for the unsustainable child’s psyche is the unsustainable adult.

In the mid-1990s, I am 5-6 years old, I come back from the courtyard from walking. As she walked to her fifth floor, she scratched her hair. I scratched a piece and I wonder where to go? to home? So they offend, because I played and picked up the rope, and I have hair, I am a girl! You can't throw it on the floor, I'm decent, and the rubbish pipeline scared me with its dark odorable substrate, microbes and a heavy screaming door. So I stuck a piece of hair with a rope in the long unworking lock of the tambour door on the 4th floor and happy jumped home.



The next day, the grandmother-neighbor from the fourth on the bench told her that she was damaged, that yesterday she was sick all day, and in the morning in the tambour door she accidentally found a rooster wrapped in hair and immediately understood everything! And when she went to Shurka, all her confirmed that it was a vudu image of the grandmother's head and this conspiracy to death, she also guessed and that two dark men were involved in this. In general, the neighbor has already soaked the entire apartment with a beetle and now the apartment is airing from the eye. By evening, she had already invited the pop to the sanctification.



By the end of the week, the grandmothers confidently told us that in the area there are satanists who are sending spoilers on single retirees, and then they take their apartments, open prithons there or curse the apartment and sell it, and the next tenants also die and again the apartment is returned to satanists and so they survive.



In fact, then I realized that people were not very intelligent and stopped believing in everything mystical.