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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №151981
 21.03.2019
xxx: I hope I won't get caught up for the word of the breast, or somebody will suddenly get excited about it.

YYY: I am excited, but I have no complaints. Please note it in the minutes.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №151980
 21.03.2019
I had a case with a Gypsies in my youth years. She worked as a salesman in the building department. A pair of crows flew, one of them jumped to me like, "but let me give you what gold I will take you all the trouble, only put it in the note." I have no money (90s and single mother). He said, “Take it in the box.” Do I have a “cash?” The box!” as a barrier to the whole store: "children, put at the box office who is healthier with a baseball beat, the Gypsies are stuck to us" - like the wind of the crows swallowed :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №151979
 21.03.2019
On the one hand, it is inappropriate to come to a guest without a bottle. And on the other hand, if you have a bottle, why go to visit?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №151978
 21.03.2019
Peter for the first time. Hermitage, Petropavlovka is all the parade part, external. I am more interested in the city from the inside: its courts, its people. I turn into one such courtyard - a man of marginal outwardness is seized in the basement. I am him:
Couldn’t you find another place?
And he answers me:
Are we “you” with you?

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151977
 21.03.2019
Oh yeah kids! (The Old Jewish Parable)
There was a poor Jewish family. There were many children, but little money. The poor mother worked to wear - cooked, washed, sprinkled, distributed necklaces and cried out loudly for life. Finally, finally out of power, she went for advice to the rabbi: "How to become a good mother?". I left him in thought. My mom has since been replaced. No money in the family. The children were not obedient. But now my mother did not mock them, and a kind smile did not come from her face. Once a week she went to the market, and when she returned, she locked herself in the room for the whole evening. The children were tormented by curiosity. One day they broke the ban and looked at their mother. She was sitting at the table and...drinking tea with a sweet bread!
Mom, what are you doing? And how about us? The children shouted angrily.
Oh yeah kids! The important answer. I make you a happy mother!

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