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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127144
 21.04.2016
The government has decided to raise the subsistence minimum of Russians from 310 to 321 rubles per day.

Now let us survive!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127143
 21.04.2016
This is how you try to enlightenment, try to calmly perceive small life troubles, read special books, meditate, and then go once to the mail... and all, you hate people again.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №127142
 21.04.2016
XXX: What are the songs?
YYY: Am F C G... What is the song?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127141
 21.04.2016
To store is to keep in such a state when it is not worth dying, because there is a chance to grow, but also to grow reluctant, an unfavorable moment, it is better to wait. Let’s say, if it’s cold, it’s better to wait for the heat, or if a sheep sticks the top, let it go first. The same carrots should be stored in wet sand in the dark, and then she thinks the conditions will change - and it will bloom! He sits quietly and dreams about the future.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №127140
 21.04.2016
It was in the mid-1980s. The uncle was planning a child, the whole family chosen a name. My grandmother was strongly against the name Oleg. He will grow up, marry, and have a daughter, Olegovna. It’s crazy!"
It was called Oleg. has grown up. was married. A daughter was born. No one has gone away, the grandmother hasn’t been alive for a long time.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №127139
 21.04.2016
xxx: and I thought for a long time that "Labuten" is from the "substance" section
It turned out to be about fashion.
yyy: Then, xxx, the song would be "under the labyrinth"
xxx: well they say so "on butyrates"
"On acid"
Yes, and it sounds logical in principle - on the lobbies and in the shorts, what shorts can be if you live in the gray days, there are obviously substances involved.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №127138
 21.04.2016
The article on how after the appearance in the frame of the broadcast from the ISS of an unknown object on the periphery, NASA interrupted the broadcast. UFOs cry out that "the UFOs are hiding from us!", "not the first time this is happening!", "so far!" and so on.
The first comment:
The space rubbish.
Reply to comment:
The orbital position?

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