embodiment of the Russian tricolor: white bracelet, blue light, red foam.

Dear citizens of the Russian Federation, you will tell me, your president in the raider is prescribed on the day of his arrival to block all roads and paint all facades on the route of his course? Medvedev arrived in Kharkov today. Previously, the roads were never blocked, whoever did not come, and there were a lot of high-ranking persons, not only our presidents, but also foreign presidents, Platini (UEFA president) so in general almost once a week arrives - only GAIcov becomes more. Today the city is paralyzed, close to each pillar by a squadron of orders, and the houses are painted, in my opinion, along with the windows. What is paranoia?

Uncle playing in the transition to harmony, in response to the ten-ruble note stretched out to him
I cooked candy.

I love this world.

He: How are you there?
I am in the shower.
What does my notebook do in my shower?

<< A joke about the director of our new store under construction - a girl with a half-and-a-half-meter legs, who for this is called the FACE of the branch, and is entrusted with organizational work. They pay well. Thanks to her, the object will open instead of April in July, here is an example of her activity. for the reg. Documents need a plan of the neighboring territory. From the sidewalk to the door leads a path that crosses the lawn and the lawn. Distance from the sidewalk to the door is 10 meters. We measure the part that crosses the lawn - 3 meters. She: And now we have to die the rest! I: Why then? And then to know the distance. I’m just seven meters away... She said, “I’m sure! In my head, there are assumptions drawn by the avalanche—from the inaccuracy of the plan to the inaccuracy of this part of space. We measure. Seven meters to fuck. She: How did you know?

Why do we all love cats? I know the answer! Because these cute hairy Germans know how to snuggle! No is? Who else but a cat can sit in the middle of the corridor, where the whole family goes to work; or lie on a huge bed only on a white shirt lying on the edge; or who so impressively crushes the door to be opened, and then proudly passes through the hole, leaving a tail in it until the last moment before the door is closed by the owner; well, or long cries to give a bowl, and then turn and leave.

SMS's (10:03:14 21/04/2010)
Amy is gesture.

SMS's (10:03:42 21/04/2010)
Luckily, a man came in deaf and managed to explain with gestures that vodka was delicious and I was beautiful.

I saw on the wall a sheet of A4 with the inscription “Hello, I’m happy!” and the signature with the pen “Hello, happiness, how close you are!”
My mood has improved. :)

N Novgorod

I forgot to take the file from work yesterday...I rushed home. Did you send it to me on mail?
YYY: What is the file? How is it called?
xxx: "unnamed26(2).jpg" Try through search. I don’t remember where I left it.
YYY: There is a search...
YYY: There is a search...
YYY: There is a search...
yyy: the search did not yield results (((
X: Fuck, what is it? Try in the folder "April" to search?
You’d better write to Alan. She works for me, and I am on vacation today.
XXX: Are you still at home? Why was I looking?
Yyy: I wanted to help ))))

Dizair (22:28:45 20/04/2010)
My husband is here, I am roasting.

Dizair (22:29:06 20/04/2010)
My husband really doesn’t want a second child, I told him about the delay, but he wrote on a paper, monthly sticked on his forehead, came to me and grit we came.

18:52 Hi my dear!!! : *
18 and 52
18:45 What are you not saying?
02.02 Where are you?? to
19.04 Okay and okay, damn
20.01 What does that mean?
20.01 You don't want to talk - you can say
20.02 and not to build out of yourself.
20:32 Do you think I don't know what Lenka has said to you about me?
20:38 What is it with you?? to
20:39 And you are the glory of the goat!! to
20:39 I didn't expect that from you.
20:39 I hate you, fuck you!!!!! to

I hated the construction perforator until the Tajiks doing the repairs under the window started singing.

KaBBe: here are the stereotypes of the USSR: everyone doesn’t care that you have a 400W computer working for a day, the cupcakes are kilowatts, washing machines, microwaves - but the 11W lamp must be turned off if you left the room for more than 5 minutes!!!!! to

ZED: The Tolkinians who spotted the Hobbit took the pizzed rings from the house to Eyjafjallajökull to save the world from evil... with thousands of them!

From Lenty.ru
In Moldova, the doctor of historical sciences Vyacheslav Stavile calculated the amount of damage that, in his opinion, was inflicted on the republic from being in the USSR.As the historian claims, the amount of damage is $ 28 billion. According to him, by compensation the republic could, for example, receive Russian gas for free for 85 years.

Fuck, I would like to say, you would be sick with the Nazis without us, and if we sent you all your fucking Moldavians home as a compensation? Are you going to suck because there is nowhere else to work? Who to support!

I heard that Americans studying Russian fall into horror and hysteria, from the task of writing the name Shishigin.

News on mail: "Leader of the KPRF demands to dismiss Serdyukov and cancel the EGE"
Let’s support our collective unconscious, because it’s too long :(

On Saturday watched the match Saturn-Spartak, commentator burned, describing Yakubko:
Look what data he has!
190 height, 89 centimeters of combat weight! Only the walls are broken!

Not only that 89 cm is uncomfortable to wear, but also to carve them walls :)))

In the forum:
1 Selling of Navea
2 Photographs posted

xxx: Mastery is when in the explanatory note to the graduate project the phrase "do not lie in the working system - can fucking" it gets to swallow for 1.5 pages...

c) M-Fabian