There was an interesting incident at work today. The boss called me into the office. He thanked me for the best productivity in our department and gave me a prize.



Here I am now sitting and thinking – it’s just how dumb the others are working if I’m considered a great worker...

A small city in the south, where speech and passion, and dust,
Where everyone knows about each other even what they have forgotten,
Drawing on "culture", - exhibited on the lawn
A famous sculpture called Laokoon.

Just like in Paris, but less than once in three.
The muscles come out from the inside.
Although the heroes were born, the structure is not that, not that environment,
But they pressed the serpent like the strikers of labor!

Their bodies are pleasant to the eyes, but in front of the kindergarten!
And, heaven, to see from the garden the rear, and the profile, and... the facade!
Knowing someone has rushed, because it is obviously not easy.
Carefully cut out the inappropriate places.

Then the drama happened and the people fled.
How the fresh marble bleeds where the sinner was before.
In the academy, no lower, there was a scandal from those news...
And ordered in Paris were copies of the parts.

They are made of nature, but hell their deer! – is
Our copy of the sculpture is a little smaller, once in three!
And since there are children, away the masterpiece of the world!
Only these things remain, like a fountain of drinking.

A portrait of a black woman will appear on the $20 banknote.

It will be postponed for a black day.

The question of names. I work in a department where the main bone of employees has not changed for ten years. Here one of the same skulls forgot the pass and called with a request to order a one-off. It turned out that Kostya is not a name, but a derivative of the name Kostyn, and he is called Nicholas in general, since his student years, it has been so, because Kol is everywhere a lot and it is necessary to distinguish somehow.

The illuminator knocked.
Gagarine shrugged pale.
Instructions three times.
I read the twelfth psalm.

In the news read: The salaries of managers will "bind" to the level of incomes of subordinates.
I don’t understand: will the boss of the ZP be cut off, or will I be added?
zzz: It is said "they will be bound", it is just from our premiums to buy a long rope.

I was left with a cat who only ate chicken skins (although in the 96-97s, chicken skins would seem like a delight). A week later, she, urcha, ate the ship’s bread and was already ready to cut it.)))

I did not smoke on the 6th day. It is a joy to hunt someone’s face.

The Blowing Cat. A thousand alarms.

Opa

This is the fuck that grandmother, that pop. Hopefully the kids will get out and the parents will get out of the grandmother.
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These atheists...
Grandma did it right. Some idiot parents do not baptize their children at all. They grow up without a Guardian Angel and Grace. And then we wonder why so many abortions and drug addicts. Only on such grandmothers everything holds, a low tribute to her.

You are religious shit! Batherta is more, adequacy is less - than in all current batches at once!

Dear "Note" of the properties of oil!
If the car oil is black, it is heavily oxidized and contains a lot of sludge. This is useless for the engine.
And you are still suspicious of car services in the dives.
With respect, woman, laboratory engineer of oil.

Let’s go on holiday at sea! Take a wife and go.

Q: Do you have a better offer?

YYY: Of course there is. We go without wives.

and morphology:

The Artist:
>> On April 20, 1889, a famous Austrian artist was born

The artist was so himself, so he did not get fame as an artist.
You hastened with the date. April 30, 1945 - this is the date from the biography of this little-known artist, which should be celebrated widely.

And in the original quote, it was not proposed to celebrate the birth of the artist, just a fact. And in general, he would have a monument to be erected - it was he who shot Hitler.

From Habr:
I like IE3.
No advertising or other tracking features. And if something is wrong, he just falls without opening any shit on the site...
Zzz: That is, you have it as a tasting food for the Emperor of Rome? Does it mean that food is poisoned?

Discussion of Tweet
xxx: Bag with "Alice" - the emblem of separation, bag with "Pilot" - the emblem of love.
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zzz: bag with bag - emblem

When a cold reception awaits in hell – is it good or bad?

Hello to you! You will be there for a long time
Is it a question or a threat?

These atheists...
Grandma did it right. Some idiot parents do not baptize their children at all. They grow up without a Guardian Angel and Grace. And then we wonder why so many abortions and drug addicts. Only on such grandmothers everything holds, a low tribute to her.

I am for Grandma! We need more temples. I can’t wait to finally start burning books and heretics! I have a couple on receipt.
I bought myself an indulgence. Even two. In any case.
Grace to everyone everywhere. In the name of Schröder.

Are there any user reviews about the new fit already?
and yes! "Fire in the Fire!"

I work in a souvenir store. In addition to mattresses, we sell hatchbacks, necklaces and pilots. We hear different things from buyers. A colleague recently asked: "Do you have drones for sale?"
I still break my head how it should look.