A walk in the kindergarten. The Winter. One of the boys says loudly, "And Dad said that the smart people's tongue does not stick to the iron!" And we friendly, with the whole group, licked the iron pebble, who washed... I do not remember whether awareness came immediately, or when the tongue survived, or even later, but now I know for sure - the smart, yes, does not stick.)

I remembered the office case of the era of the ICQ cult. It was, and for me remains, an easy way to communicate quickly with the company’s partners. And one day, my relationship with the PR manager of the local TV channel grew into an exchange of "asky" numbers. I dictated the numbers on the phone, waiting for her message. I waited for a few hours, probably forgot about her, and when a call from the girl came out, I noticed that 2-3 hours had passed. It should be added that at the time, spam was extremely common in ICQ, so it was hidden from robots with questions about authorization. I had a simple: 2 + 2 = and I needed to give the correct answer 4. Then the dialogue, where I am “I” and the girl is “D”.



D: Sasha, I can’t add you, the question is strange and I don’t know the answer.

Do you know how much is 2+2?

D: Well, I’m killing “family,” but he’s writing that’s the wrong answer.

I: Sorry, what are you answering? (Surprised to grow into something more)

D is family. Two people and two children are the same family.

I : What? (I’ve started to roast here)

You are talking about family, right?

I: This is arithmetic, kill 4.

D: Fuck, I’ve asked the entire editorial board what stupid question you’ve come up with! Hulk is angry.



As a result, the girl was still trolled for a long time, although in those days trolls were called only fairy-tale characters.

From an amateur radio forum:
The transistor GT806 accidentally swallowed, the legs were bitten, how to remove it from the body?! to
...better to add a bunch of radio elements and that thread to collect, for example, the radio.
I will not tell the antenna where to connect.

(From material about the "smart juicer" for $400 and branded fruit bags.)
During the video test, the car pressed 227 grams of juice in two minutes, and the girl - 213 grams in one and a half minutes.
So, the juicer costs 400 backs, and how much will this girl cost?

@bubuk‏ @bubuk
He invented (with the help of auto-correction) a new term: a sci-fi-pop article or a lecture. It seems very meaningful!

The video is an elegant smooth leg in an upper shoe on a high heels, each muscle is shattered with flashes at different angles, the camera rises higher...and there...a bearded smiling man.
The discussion:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
WOW, this is what the saying means "not from that leg got up")))

Hobby Childhood

I will try to explain by my example. When I was a child I went to music school and I liked it. I also sometimes played football and just walked with the guys (yes, jumping out of the garage) and I liked it too. But I rarely played football because I wanted to play violin. I had a hobby and a childhood.
But the boy who studied music with me hated it terribly. He was always driven by his grandmother, because otherwise he would have escaped, did not come to class. Football and the "jumping from the garage" were also banned, and well, as a broken hand and will not become a great violinist. He had neither a childhood nor a hobby.

XXX: He has nothing to go back.
YYY: He has the right now.
XXX: There are no cars
YYY: So he said he would take the car from his father?
XXX: And he also said he wasn’t pizz@bl

After a revitalizing conversation in the subway with a representative of the class of "mothers" thought: when I was 6 years old, I was taught to give a seat in the transport to the elderly. I learn, I always give up. Now I am 40, and then suddenly decided to teach me to give up a place to 6-year-old children... And when I become a grandmother, the grown-up “ethos” will not give up to me, because they are not taught... A closed circle of something!

“Not, I knew of course that spring weather was volatile and unpredictable, but the red tulip flowers that sprang out of the snow are already overwhelming.

Cole explained it. I asked you a month ago to repair the rosette. I asked humanly. You said, “I will do well.” A month has passed. The router didn’t work, it didn’t work. That’s promising to Figo, right? I would say right away – I don’t want to fix it. and all! So you promised, and I wait like a fool.

“Lena, how do you tell me... Remember we agreed to meet you yesterday at the subway at 14. 00 to 00? I remember you at 14. 30 called with the question where are you and when to wait for you? And you said to me, “Just now, I’m coming.” And then it turned out that at that moment you just got out of your soul. So here...

Colin, don’t change the subject.

I call one organization. I need an employee, a nice girl named Loba. We know her, so on “you”. But the phone is taken by a woman with a sad voice. I am well:

I need love.

Me too...

Is she not there now? How to find her?

I would love to know...

Stop mailing or check recipients.
With respect, Alexander

Alexander, please specify where or what to check the recipients and we will do this immediately.

A six-and-a-half-year-old daughter asked her wife why she didn’t take off her ring. The wife began to tell her about how mom and dad when they were young exchanged engagement rings at their wedding in Zagreb and now they are never removed.
The daughter clarified:
Is it like a dog’s collar?
The woman had nothing but to agree.
type of that.
And you know, I’m not bothering her.

But I wonder why, if the sports section + foreign language, or art school + music - this is a child's "no childhood", but to jump from the garage, to break hands and legs, to arrange explosions and fires, to boil from 7 years old, to smoke grass and catch a tripper at 12 years old or fly - childhood is?

Correspondence in watsap: <U> - teacher, <student> - student.
<U> Basov, why did you not be here today?
<study> I was! We met in the dining room.
<U> Yes They should have been in class...

XXX: I watched "The Last Samurai", I know everything about Japan (rofl)
YYY: I am better.
YYY: I watched "One Hundred Samurai". Six more than you.

I knew a man who lived on the same site with a man whose aunt was driving in an electric car with someone. So this companion had a sister to whom someone told at work that he had seen a realtor who was responsible for the incorrect transaction. Did Riley apologize or something else? There are such cases, there are.

The Customs Wake:
If I haven’t been to Poland for a long time, how much powder can I bring now?

Depending on the powder.)

xxx: We are very good at work. We are talking about amortization. I say that if the office buys from a physicist a 20-year-old rotted rotting it needs to be depreciated as a new? And then the employee issues "What is the red one car?"