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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5587
 21.05.2008
forumsostav - discussion of websites
by xxxx:
Please advise, which websites do you most frequently visit on the Internet, not related to work?


Author YYYY:
About: Blank

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №5586
 21.05.2008
One day, I explained to my ex-girlfriend that a person has a hot air out of one nostrils and a cold air out of the other. Only a few years later I learned that she believed in it! And experimentally proved this undeniable fact to his friends!!! to

by Papan Papan

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5585
 21.05.2008
Students, go prepare for the session, and do not sit on the tower, and then send it here as hard as it is to pass the session.... just just LEARN!!and "

Only after you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5584
 21.05.2008
There is something in it...
2: Shilo in the ass.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5583
 21.05.2008
I go to the toilet and it is closed. And then out of the door begins to sound good music. The wreck breaks up and from there ADMIN leaves! Even from sorting an effective appearance, however!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5582
 21.05.2008
Victa (10:24:38 21/05/2008)
It turns out my classmates are my brother Kirill

BRAVo (10:24:51 21/05/2008)
It cannot be!!! to

Victa (10:24:53 21/05/2008)
I thought he was a serious man, but he turned out to be as stupid as everyone else.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5581
 21.05.2008
A (10:33:11 21/05/2008)
Send it as it is, I will cut it and do it.
A (10:33:24 21/05/2008)
I cut Sori. From the morning the chickens are wrapped up.
A (10:33:36 21/05/2008)
Their hands"

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №5580
 21.05.2008
<Jana>17:57:30
Hi, I don’t know what N/A is... Listen if you’re all released (although I doubt), can you go with me to Irina today? You met her (she said)... You looked at her! I liked it, waiting for an answer.! to
<Jana>17:14:18
Now I know what N/A is.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5579
 21.05.2008
Weekly watched a lot of photos of the large Hadron Collider. I already imagine how after 5 minutes after the launch "the chat went wrong" and Gordon Freeman finds the assembly)))

We already have a theory that the collider has already been launched and we are in a reality almost no different from ours, in which Russia always wins :)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5578
 21.05.2008
xxx (02:59:48 20/05/2008)
Look out the window and see the moon.

yyy (03:12:37 20/05/2008)
I want to smoke, I want to smoke.)

yyy (03:12:41 20/05/2008)
There is no scratch?

xxx (03:13:15 20/05/2008)
What are you sick? It is on the moon. ?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5577
 21.05.2008
VooDoo_GoD: raise my eyebrows
Zac: O_O
VooDoo_GoD: thank you

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5576
 21.05.2008
I smoked in the office yesterday. Esche on the paddock felt the smell of obviously not cigarette smoke. I open the door.(The door opens to the inside.) I go in. A man with a blessed expression of the face. Zadef Minya so joyfully cries out: "This is how it opens" comes out. Until now, lying on the pat of steel, I understand why sales have fallen in the department. With such managers ?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5575
 21.05.2008
It is a pity that the Champions League final did not coincide with the day of VDV.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5574
 21.05.2008
XXX: When will you become a star?
YYY: When the cancers, the cancer, on the mountain of cancer are not just hanging, but rolled, shed with the blood of virgins killed in the full moon, the president of the Russian Federation...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5573
 21.05.2008
xxx: someone, say, svchost.exe is a contact virus?
Nano, finish it sooner. Kill the computer or the computer will eat it.
HHH: Fuck... and that’s the name of a whisper...it’s nothing?
WOW: the norm, it is disguised as such, under the systemic
Oh well well, thank you!
Noah is slowly
*hhh has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5572
 21.05.2008
Kitten: and a polite spammer hit me today))
by fa_:?? to
Kitten: Remember who you spammed. You have already written to me, and I have already sent you.
123456: Then all the good!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5571
 21.05.2008
The Rabbit
well

The Rabbit
We stood at a stop.

The Rabbit
We were almost sure we would get into the universe.

The Rabbit
The waitress came and asked if we could have a beer.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5570
 21.05.2008
by Glam. (00:01:37 21/06/2007)
Today, both of our groups laughed at me...When a aunt telling about HIV asked which method of protection protects against HIV by 98%...

WhyNot? (00:02:40 21/06/2007)
What did you say?

by Glam. (00:02:49 21/06/2007)
The abstinence!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5569
 21.05.2008
19:15:59 by Tierent

Can I ask a personal question? Not to be personal, but I am interested.


19:16 and 23 Death

and Taffy


19:16:45 by Tierent

Can you beat the girl?


19:16:52 The Death

No is


19:17 The Death

What did you make of the scarf?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5568
 21.05.2008
We live in Washington. From ASI:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We are in the final of the world hockey championship! 4 – 0 Russia – Finland Revenge for 2007

Aaaah aaaah! They burn! Where are you looking?

No, they are not broadcasting here. I forced Tanka to turn on a telecast in Moscow and direct a webcam. Nifiga is not visible, but there is an effect of presence.


Do you not know the Internet? Are they all stupid in America?

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