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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17437
 21.06.2009
When you see a graduate of the Faculty of Philology, what do you usually say to him?
“Two potatoes and Big Mac, please.”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17436
 21.06.2009
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Because you are men. Be behaving masculinely.
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Some girls should quit smoking with a shoe, mother, drink like a horse, dress like a doll, behave like a puppet.
Because you are girls. Be behaving female.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17435
 21.06.2009
In one of the quotes was mentioned diffenbachia. I have 2 questions:
1st How many people have read that quote on Wikipedia?
2nd How much is useful now?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №17434
 21.06.2009
Dear Student of Wolves!
I am a modern person enough to understand and try to solve objective problems.
I highly recommend going to the army. It’s hard to get anywhere late, and there you’ll realize that I didn’t mock you at all.
Everything can be compared, right?

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