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[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65889
 21.06.2012
Do you consider yourself creative? Try sending mail without using numbers.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65888
 21.06.2012
Discussion of the accident in RJ-CHP:
The boy was without a helmet and was killed. The girl still runs and laughs.
There are almost no girls. :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65887
 21.06.2012
*Girl* (15:08:06 20/06/2012)
I’ll stick with the pieces, I’ll say that I’ll leave tonight, and then you’ll talk to me and I won’t have time to get on the bus.

Stern (15:08:22 20/06/2012)
The plan is good)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65886
 21.06.2012
From the discussions in the RJ-CP:
"I believe that if you are so nauseous that you were able to overtake the camel, you should go out in the second row on the road at all."
In response, a YouTube video from the video recorder was inserted: "Kamaz is driving more than 160kmh, could not catch up."

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65885
 21.06.2012
<antiBILLotic> If when you try to download any tricky technical solution on Windows the answer is "this is technically impossible", then in the case of Linux the answer is "Maybe, but you will still regret it!"
<Sweet > =)
<antiBILLotic> is I'm trying to build a network Hi-Aviability cluster
<antiBILLotic> I feel like an orc from Warhammer40000
AntiBILLotic: There is a bunch of unknown shark, but if it is swallowed with plasma and swallowed with a hammer, it will either fly, or it will be shot.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65884
 21.06.2012
XXX: On the third day I worked with my partner. For authentication, it was necessary to use time less than a minute different from the server time. The problem is that the server time differs by one and a half minutes from what the Internet synchronization server gives.
YYY :
I’ve noticed in the dog’s heart that if you say “third day” instead of “after yesterday,” you’re somewhat more intelligent. (from the Habra)

[ + 6 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65883
 21.06.2012
looking with the girl "Iron Man", she rejoices, experiences, the whole spectrum of emotions
And then she says, "And why do I look like a girl? It is..."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65882
 21.06.2012
Mona: searched for a TV controller in the apartment, and found out with her husband who last saw him and held him in his hands. They violated. Everyone sits in their corner, angry. To do nothing, I took a book to read, at the edge of my eyes I notice a cat waking up: stands up, pulls and goes to eat, from under her mouth falls the controller!!!!! falls down!! Cats and trolls: ((

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65881
 21.06.2012
SMS to the girl:

Good morning, my dear reader. Today I will tell you another chapter of our story. And in the evening you re-read it, close your eyes and sweet-sweet sleep... So, for a long time, soon, but the princess went home to his palace, and the prince, returning to his, without delay began to write letters to his lady of the heart, but the answer, unfortunately, did not follow... Then he sat on his faithful silver horse and went on his way to his red princess. Three days and three nights he was driving without tiredness, and when he finally arrived, he gave her a penalty for not responding to the SMS so that she could know! and left...

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65880
 21.06.2012
Sister to her son who doesn’t want to eat soup:
You will eat electric chips with pepsi colla, you will be dirty like an arshavin.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65879
 21.06.2012
by Natalia Ivanova 00:26
Let’s go bowling tomorrow.

Katherine Petrovna 00:39
Let’s go for tomorrow)

by Natalia Ivanova 00:40
Will we be four? Or who else?

Katherine Petrovna 00:42
This night, it is more difficult to determine - Katyusha is already pressing the pillow... there is still a option for Loha.

by Natalia Ivanova 00:43
Kostick, you and I are strange people... We sit at night and tremble on social networks with our wives. It is not treated.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65878
 21.06.2012
Selling a Quad Cycle:
This is a great Quad-Cycle option, exactly what you wanted!
Why am I stupid to buy it? I understand the technique!! Is it red for me?! to

[ + 5 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65877
 21.06.2012
The worst nightmare you can dream is not monsters, death, etc. The worst nightmare is when you dream of the WOMAN who broke up with you without any explanation, and you love her with all your heart and you dream that everything is fine. When you wake up...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65876
 21.06.2012
Two of the greatest inventions of mankind: Gondon and the Internet.
Vyacheslav: Thanks to these inventions we are living an incomplete life
MICHU: only bad that the first gave access in the second

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65875
 21.06.2012
XXX is
Suppose if there was a zombie apocalypse and some of your native became zombies would you decide to shoot them?

YYYY
I would have lived some.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65874
 21.06.2012
My grandmother burned. I guessed the scanword, and on the question: "Ritual feast that causes envy in women and sympathy in men" wrote reminders!

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