Dear mathematicians, physicists, engineers and other sensible people! Do not repeat my mistakes! Do not use notebooks with glossy paper for humanitarian lectures! When the time comes to use them as intended, you will realize that the glossy paper on the bends gives tough angles.

@skunkeatsbanana
Even the notorious Frank Baum in his "Wizard of Oz" noted that the brains are only in horrors.

Half a glass of romance, a couple of cubes of sense of humor, a piece of adventure... fuck, who has so much cynicism again?? to

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A Danish writes:

The train was cancelled and I couldn’t get home.
The next when?
In 15 minutes. I sit in the business room at the station, eat chocolate (that’s where I got it for free) and write to you on wi-fi. Please do not comment.
The fucking bourgeoisie!! to
I asked not to comment...

This morning, at the tram stop "Dram Theater" stood a man of solid years, and, not in a hurry, shaved with a single-use machine, looking into the pocket mirror. I would say it’s 100% Harms, but we’re not in Peter, but in Perm.

@skunkeatsbanana
The values of the Vatican are incompatible with the ego’s disgrace. This is the case when you have a puppy.

@skunkeatsbanana
The girls never refused me in sex!
How did you that?! to
I just don’t predict.

Happy Birthday, Victor Robertovich... You will always be in our hearts...

A familiar girl graduated from the state university, good knowledge, smart.
From our conversation:
I: How did you defend your diploma?
She: defended on "excellent; the commission notes a high scientific level", you can prepare for an interview in "Ashan")

Comments on the article about Coelho

The xxx:

The grey cabbage!! to
If you are not close to this genre of literature and the course of your thoughts is exclusively superficial - this does not mean that you can so categorically water a person with dirt!
Pyramid is fading.

YYYY :

If you find a deep meaning in coelya, why do you read it? You will find the same meaning by looking at the carpet.

and ZZZ:

The carpet is interesting.

The woman in the VC wrote that she did the test, said she was not pregnant. And I sit in the skype with the student, in the toy ruby.
And so loudly: fucking fucking!
Student: What is it?
I: Yes, my friend’s delay was long.
Student by Ping?

I work as a photographer for weddings, anniversaries, etc. On orders we go for three - two photographers and a video operator. So here is one of the important requirements for us, photographers, not to fall into the frame.
You know, on the camera, a red light is lit when the recording is going, so my friend, that the second photographer, seeing this red light, blows me "Let’s go!!! The Eye of Sauron!"
This is a professional term.

I’m flying, if I’m not mistaken, to Aberdeen, Scotland, but that doesn’t matter. In the plane, we fly. There are clouds around, only clouds around. Next to me sits an intelligent lady looking, reading a French newspaper. I stuck my nose in the book, everything is peaceful and wonderful. The stewardess passes, the lady breaks away from reading her newspaper, so calmly calls the girl to herself and gently asks "Milotka", and maybe I will open my illuminator, or something very hot.

I am in rain.

The teacher to whom I am going to take the exam on Monday has just been late for a 40 minute session of the department and has fallen there with an ice cream.
And then we asked him for the phone number and mail, in order to drop the work, so he wrote them on a paper plane, which from the meeting of the department brought o_O

Mlyn, the cultural capital. They even have a pebble at the corner of Culture and Education.

And that is not the limit! I live in two quarters from this cottage. The quarter is limited from 4 sides - attention:
Prospectus of Culture, Prospectus of Artists, Yessen Street and Poetic Boulevard.
This is a real cultural capital.

Blaxit: My ex-girlfriend meets my wife’s ex-boyfriend...how is it called?
Burzumcheg: the fucking sphincters!!! to

Why are your tapes scattered all over the room?
- They are not scattered... they are divided... in opinions)))))

The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine warned arbitrator Kashashi that if in Ukraine he is killed, the murder will not be counted

I thought with my wife to wash my notebook bag, in my side pocket I usually carry another mobile phone in it. Before washing, all the pockets were wiped out, everything seemed to be checked. put in the laundry. We sit down and drink coffee. Suddenly I got in, I look at the number - it's the same phone number that I was supposed to get out of the bag. The awareness comes, I make a spoon of coffee and I say to my wife, “This phone is ringing out of the washing machine.”

You are a racist.
How can I be a racist? I am a Jew by blood.
XXX was given?
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