bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №152492
 21.06.2019
I watched TV – the soul is happy, opened the refrigerator – I want to cry...

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152491
 21.06.2019
Someone was nervous in the street. I was curious, so I looked out the window. There, a number of cars were parked along the road. But carelessly so, his ass stumbled and prevented Zhipa from passing.

Three ducks with biceps and neck came out of it, pined on the wheels, signaled again. is useless. We took the food of the minibus, tried to lift - and the fig there.

A man passed by and helped. From the entrance came a man in a red shirt - and he was attached. At the fifth, they also raised and turned the microneedle smoother.

The catches shrugged everyone’s hands, sat down in Zip and left.

A man in a red shirt was driving a minibus and left.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №152490
 21.06.2019
Fitness bracelets are the same tamagochi, with the only difference that the dumb animal you try to prevent from dying is you.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna