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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158226
 21.06.2022
I was in class at 3, and we were asked to write about my mother. I painted what a good mother I had, how beautiful she was, and I wrote that she had green eyes. After examining the compositions, I was surprised to find that I got 4. The green eyes were highlighted. I went to the teacher to find out what happened. She barely told me that I didn’t know what color my mother’s eyes were in the third grade, although I knew it very well and my objections passed past her ears. Mom never had to go to school just so, she waited for some school tea drink, well it was soon, approached our teacher and asked why I was lowered. It was necessary to see the surprised face of the teacher carefully looking at Mom’s eyes. My assessment was corrected.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №158225
 21.06.2022
XXX: As a friend at Nissan knocked the door by habit, he is such "I will avenge you," in a couple of days on my car 2104 knocks on the door and stands joyful I say "you are glad you have not even closed"!

[ + 17 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158224
 21.06.2022
If Sheherezada had entertained the lord only with fairy tales, it is unlikely she would have lived long.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №158223
 21.06.2022
Yesterday the SMS came: "Hello, sorry, please, we accidentally put on your number 2 thousand rubles..."
Everything is understandable here, right? Without reading, it is useful to check the balance - real plus two cutters. Well, I think kids, thank you. But... I read further:
“We will not ask you to send them back, because we are not fraudsters, but deceivers. Please drink for your health. Svetlana and Michael.”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №158222
 21.06.2022
As Coca-Cola leaves the Russian market, it was decided to replace the import of this drink. Several models were proposed. In the blind test with a noticeable break, the cognac won.

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