I go from a well-known cell phone operator. First they congratulated me on my birthday, then gave me a gift - 10 minutes within their network (5 rubles), and the next day they sent the phone of the doctor, removing alcohol intoxication.

Comments on the cartoon "Real Protein" (South Korea):

On the chariot is drawn a carrot, they call the nuts peanuts, but the protein filled the mouth with nuts with cash, and when the tree burned the nuts turned into popcorn. For me, this is an overcoming of idiotism from the very beginning of the cartoon.

and -

This will be a movie about once brave soldiers, and now - elderly retirees, who are tested a new super-active laxative.

Working title of the film - "Unstoppable" - 4.

From the news tape: "AUTOVAZ’s management will move on to its own production machines"
It is time! You see, and the domestic car industry now raise!

The moral is this: if you do not see the advantages of what you have spent a bunch of money on, just look at the rest and call it ideal.

Artemis Lebedev, we recognized you!

When the working day comes,
On the city trottoirs
Shorts, coats and shoes
People who sleep inside.

What does it mean - hasn't taken a remake of the "Arrival of the train" yet? Even as they removed - it is called - "Source code"!

It never happens that both spouses are lucky. Either he was lucky with her, or she was lucky with him.
They were both lucky when they didn’t meet.

We work so intensely at work.
arxont: That only on Tuesday noticed the 1C server turned off on Thursday.

When life is filled with meaning, there is no place for movement.

Where to start?
I was in South Korea. Stunned by cleanliness. They said that was not always so. There was a riot, mountains of garbage were rolling everywhere, cleaners didn’t have time to clean the streets. They imposed draconian fines for garbage. The president of the country with the cabinet of ministers went out to the central streets with metals and melted the trottoirs. And this has become a tradition - they regularly work as street cleaners. They are not alone, the whole country is gone. No one is forced. Behind each store a section of the sidewalk was fixed, whose cleanliness they constantly monitor. Throwing on the road a straw or paper is a big penalty, and everyone is watching for this - you will not let go. You see under your feet rubbish - you have to pick up and take it to the urn.
The director of the factory goes through the territory. I saw a piece of paper on the ground. He turned, picked up the paper, took it to the urn, and then continued his journey.
The management of the factory - the tops headed by the director - mow the floor in the shop. The cache works. No one is surprised, we are used to it.
They are clean in the country. A very clean country.

Why are you looking on both sides? This is a unilateral movement.
It’s Russia, I’d look up!! to

xxx: Driving with a friend in the car, periodically looking at the blurring screen of the video recorder. I caught myself in the thought that I am trying to find the main actors and I am waiting for the moment.

My option :

@Child (6 years old) surprised with knowledge: "That's why people invented tablets, machines invented all kinds, mobile phones invented, and children are still born through the letter?"" And what to answer?

In spite of all his stupidity and impotence, except for the isolated cases, man is a too complex creature. Our civilization has not yet reached the level of mastery of nature and has not yet learned to recreate in laboratories all the processes going in it. But we can help them a little. And then you can tell about Caesarean, about queries and caring for children born much before the deadline.

A shower cabin is especially suitable instead of a bath, when there are children and weak old people in the house, who can not wash without help.
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A to drag a weak old man into the bathroom and then take out of it much more labor-consuming,
Place a plastic chair in the shower cabin.
Wash a person in a sitting position.
By the way, traumatic baths for the elderly - hold the first place, in any "traumatology" ask.

The Doubtful:
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The Advisor:
Washing in pots in the summer, well, buy yourself a boiler.
Once give 7k and then a hot shower at the moments of switching off the GWS.

At the same time, tell us how to plug this boiler into a tiny bathroom in Brežnevka
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on 4 screws (they are always included), on the wall above the toilet or the end of the bathroom.
If you hang over the toilet, then drunk to use the toilet will be much more convenient.

<on> Thank you for the wonderful evening, may we see you again tomorrow?
<one> And what number of hot water are you switching off?
<on> 23nd
< she> and I am 23
<it> :(
<it> :(
<he> it seems we are not made for each other! Goodbye to!

Six people in the department. I and my five daughters are half a penny.
One month ago I had a birthday.
In the morning, the salads were cut, the wine was cooled, the slice was broken. He barely swallowed until I waited.
Finally lunch. We sit, eat and drink. I was given a cognac as the only man. The Beauty. And here they start singing. The most decent thing - I got drunk, I won't get home, well, and all our stage in turn led by Stas Mikhailov. Through the midst of the dawn and the fog for you, from the midst of the rainbow and the flowers of the kalina. From singing I repented type "word I don't know".
So here. On Friday, my aunt had a birthday. I am crying. They printed my words.

Nashville
Hi you don’t write? How did you stop drinking completely, or did I just need you? and ((
XXX was done
Cat, what can be done? I have missed! Maybe we’ll go somewhere like last time 😉
How long you have written to me! Probably something romantic.
The cat stopped beating the drunkard cats, married a decent kitty and now puts their kitten to sleep, and you, the stoolless slug, did not remove apparently because of the lack of time. I will easily fix it now.
His favorite kiss.
P.S At first I just wanted to send a fuck, but once a cat.
Yes, and you may not answer the message, I will ignore you. Good luck cat! =) is

Because of the lack of time, ooo haha :))))

and QQ:
I once asked my friend:
“There is often a saying, ‘All is nothing, and if not everything and not all, but only someone, then he is what?’ The Drift? The obrydle? of obryel?
He answered:
– Listen, if only someone – it is too early to use such strong words.