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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33320
 21.07.2010
We were released at 2 p.m. due to the heat. This is so simple for your information. I am jealous :D
the pyardas
and thanks. I feel a little better :D

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №33319
 21.07.2010
xxx: I sit, I drink beer OeTTINGER, written beer No. 1 in Germany
xxx: and on the back of the label is written Manufacturer: Moscow
yyy: ah, shake Munich, a man enters the bar
YYY: Takes a cup of Oettinger, asks the bartender, for we are flying, a leftist?
Yyy: and the bartender to him: you offend, mythic, only brought
XXX is lol

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33318
 21.07.2010
My friend: I have to! I have registered in JJ! It remains to be understood – why?

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33317
 21.07.2010
We were protected! with a condom and it ended up not in me!
Wow... interrupted sexual intercourse in a condom is probably offensive :D

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №33316
 21.07.2010
YYY: Do you know how many degrees of freedom a solid body has in three-dimensional space?
XXX is...
xxx: six
YYY: How did you know?
xxx: I had Pidoras physics led... in order to remain natural I had to learn

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33315
 21.07.2010
Lightbit: Just a herd of bison runs at the speed of the slowest bison, and we all went swimming together, including my grandmother.
Shizuka Ryuu: and what about grandmother after inclusion?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33314
 21.07.2010
Chee: I’m not a racist, but I don’t watch black porn.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33313
 21.07.2010
Go to Google: Audi R8. We just did this on the light.
Tagged with "Bogdan"
He had to go to the other side...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33312
 21.07.2010
The wife tortured, bought a cat, and now says that he rarely goes to the toilet, probably sick, asks the veterinarian to bring.
Call the ADHD.
XX: He’s like a designer, not a veterinarian... I’m afraid of him.
UUU: I flew to Turkey last year, left the keys of the house to Hell to burn flowers and feed the cat. Until now, my grey cat can’t break out of horror.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33311
 21.07.2010
John – Lenin
You have a black name, right? Well yes. Call my son a coat! Pick up, in school: "Black Coat, to the board!"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33310
 21.07.2010

Ane4kA: I’ll go buy kefir
Make sure it is not open.
I bought it half open and half drunk.
Ane4kA: Oh! what did you feel about weight that it was half easier???? ))))))))
I thought I was getting stronger.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33309
 21.07.2010
From the chat dogs:
Remember, we’ll have a whirlwind tomorrow?
Wow: Yes, I remember, but I’m afraid it’ll look like a rape.
In love, only in the garden.
Will my daughter talk to me after that?
Oh yeah, if I didn’t talk before, then after the clutches it won’t be.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33308
 21.07.2010
from Warcraft TFT
XXX is
If you do not have an external IP, then only your provider will help you do this, and then only for a separate fee.

YYYY
Where to make a provider?

ZZZ
I am a tomato.

XXX is
ahahahah" and where to do the provider!"
Oh my God, I don’t know.
The provider is the organization that connected you to the Internet.

TTT
Solidarity with ZZZ

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33307
 21.07.2010
Machinko: I used to just add a contact in aska, and recently learned that it can still be renamed! Soon it became interesting to communicate.
I mean yes ?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33306
 21.07.2010
Q: And what, in "Volga" there is no longer a pioneer camp?

YYY: First Gorbachev announced the Restructuring... then Yeltsin, Chubais, 500 days, the shooting of the White House, I had a son, vouchers, Zadornov in the New Year on a telecast, the crash of the aircraft, denomination, I divorced, I am tired, I am leaving, Putin, Putin, Medvedev, painted a member on the bridge in Peter... and he: What, in Volga, there is no more camp? Terminator is the governor of California and Eddie Murphy is the president of the United States.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33305
 21.07.2010
I have at my disposal: a small child (sleeping), a large child (living separately and coming to wash), a husband (in a business trip).

Phone calls in the morning.
M as a matter
I am the norm, one sleeps, the other washes, then we talk, I am tired at night.

I have a tough conversation with my husband.)

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33304
 21.07.2010
I came to my friend last night, the little boy has 2 months.

His wife is screaming,

Sit down with the child and clean up.

He knew that his son would be a tough man. T.k The father knows nothing about the cribs, he sang a couple of songs from Arias to his son - he fell asleep after a couple of minutes.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33303
 21.07.2010
From the forum:
Masha

I am 16 years old and I have a few questions.
If I put my finger into the vagina until the end, but there was no pain and blood... it could mean that I am still a virgin?
Is anal sex safe and what is needed to get pleasure from it?
My boyfriend wants what I would do to him, and wants to end up on my chest, what should I do next?
How to bring a guy to ecstasy without sex?
Fuck thank you for the answer!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33302
 21.07.2010
X: Do you have a straw at home?
YYY: There is, and what?
XXX: Give yourself on your head!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33301
 21.07.2010
I pass by the entrance, where a mommy with a child in a wheelchair is trying to enter, next to the bench is a man sitting under the closet.
What is the child’s name?
by Marina
Boy or girl?

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