A friend has resigned from work and can not find a place in life (although interpretable to impossibility!) is :
In my past life I was a royal penguin.
Why is?
There are no brains, but ambitions.

I’ve never seen him, I only talked to him. meet with. in the trail. I share an impression with the employee.
Well, I’m upset that the match behaved quite family-friendly – some hints, compliments (well, thank you for that), hugging me and so on.
The employee asks:
SS: Well, what about you at all?
Zzzz: I’t give it.
SS: That’s where you should have started your conversation! I would say to him, “My hangar is not for small single-seat aircraft,” or “You won’t be able to land your landing in my wild jungles of the Amazon.”

As one farmer told me. The Kamaz-Master team wins in Paris-Dakar not because Kamaz is a cool truck but simply in the desert road like our country)))

In the hospital for the reception to the doctor neurologist a huge line, one guy tries to jump through without a line, a couple of times he was broken, but he fucking persistently stood up at the door in a low starting position, here is a voice from the line-"You hear a man, if you are going to continue to behave, it is not to the neurologist and traumatologist you will get!!!"-the phrase shortened further expectation))))

Xh: Well he writes to me and type I’m happy to calculate it, I’ll come and hit my face.
Xh: And I didn’t have a week of chat, it was evil. I tell him not to go and write him my address.
WOW : and?
Oh no, he has arrived.
by x)
They knocked each other in the mouths.
8 and then?
Xh: nuu... then we sit down and drink beer x))) so he doesn’t have a week. It was ))

In the guests of a friend – there were not enough glasses for everyone – I was given a drink in the form of a small granite glass. "Oh you are, I say, a fun" The owner begins to tell enthusiastically that they brought because of the buffer, a set of 12 pieces, non-beating glass, practical and stylish.
I: So let them all get that.
He: I can not. Only 2 remains.
I: Is it so? Distributed it?
Then he broke it down.

We come to Uzi, we are waiting for the baby.
After the words of the doctor "you will have a girl", nothing smarter came to mind than to lick "the fruit gave a crack".
You would see the eyes of the wife and the doctor.

Fess

Comments on HTC Sensation on the website 1 from Moscow stores:

xxx: please tell the camera on the front panel: 0.3 or 1.3 megapixel?
Shop response: Hi, 1.3 megapixel.

yyy:On the official website of HTC in the specifications stated that the camera on the front panel - VGA, i.e. It is 0.3 megapixels.? to
Shop response: Hello, yes 0.3

xxx: In general, you have to come to the clinic and say, "Hello, I am going to India, make me vaccinate."":)
YYY: If suddenly, I will go to do it right away.
yyy: I came like that and said "Hello, I’m sick". After the fifth doctor guessed that they were just writing "going on the fuck" with an incomprehensible handwriting

<kosta> with wazyk nothing can just "go-buy-put". It is always a quest with an unexpected disconnection, in which, as a rule, a Bulgarian figure in one way or another.

You need to lose weight.
She: Don’t even adjust, you’re not in my taste, baby.
He: You are what. I am not for myself. I am for people who are evacuated from the first floor when you go up to the second.

Few people know what such a hot summer was a thousand years ago. This is stated by nicknames of bloggers of that time, such as Nestor LetoPisec.

by ilove044

Schools in Indiana have decided not to teach children handwriting. From the upcoming school year, teaching the traditional writing method will be mandatory only until the fourth grade. The school can choose whether to continue it or not.

There are children who cannot write by hand.

He decided to knock the press, lay on the floor. He lay down, lay down and fell asleep.

I work as a staff manager. I didn’t think it would be so fun to find a cleaner. Hard strawberries instead of the goats of an elderly woman, mail "pusi-pusi@...". A cleaner who has completed a beginner programming course. A cleaner who enters the category of design engineers. But my favorite: “Desired Schedule: Remote Work.”

XXX: The question of children. Why is cold water indicated in blue and hot water in red when the energy of a blue photon is more than one and a half times the energy of a red photon?

>xxx: Yeah fucking sent the intern to configure..) Now >repair can not, the server has a whole consilium is) Reserve >base 1c is not, all the info is there.. type shorter in 30 minutes >destroyed the company))

It was already dead-born if there was no reserve base

Great news on the Rambler:

As of January 2012, the authorities will prohibit the use of alcohol, including beer, in public places - parks, entrances, squares and places of recreation in the border of cities.

I watched the filmmaker "Siberian screwdriver" Mikhalkov on Sunday evening.
Monday morning at 7 a.m. will be faithful because my alarm woke her up and I didn’t. I successfully fall asleep for another 15 minutes (and in those 15 minutes I dream that I am referred to Siberia for 10 years) I wake up from the push of a loved one, thinking that I still have to go to the link. In the head of the most complete pofigism and recognition of this fact as due. I ask in the emptiness: " what to do that hope"
On what female responds: "Go to work dumb"

I’ve never been to work on Monday.)

From Chat:
When my mother was asked: why your son did not go to the police, my mother replied - I raised a decent person))))) the face of mint should be seen))