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[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52122
 21.08.2011
Watched "The Planet of the Apes Rebellion", then five films "The Planet of the Apes" downloaded) they are like Star Wars, only for monkeys))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №52121
 21.08.2011
Rules of the Russian language:
- Will it be tautology to give somebody a lie to his fellow coworker?

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52120
 21.08.2011
I sit somewhere at the railway station in Kazan.I hear Announcement on the departure of a train - "train Yaroslavl-Ad..."
After 5 seconds the aunt repaired herself, it turned out Ad-it's Adler.)
It was a very strange 5 seconds of my life.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №52119
 21.08.2011
Until the end of August - 10 summer days.
But don’t worry, the weather has fucked them for you.

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52118
 21.08.2011
We have reconciled! He gave me 20 roses!! to
djkoRy: equal to %)
Fuck... this is shit!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52117
 21.08.2011
by JJ:

The director talks like he chews his tongue. Oret is terrible, nervous all the time, and even the park is like that. The shooting is responsible, the mood is responsible, everyone does everything from the first word, the time is limited, you need to react quickly. He suddenly says to me on the pitch:
I want sex.
Normal at all?
He is angry and repeats:
The Ex!
I think ex. Ex is the former. He wants sex with his ex. Where to get his ex and how to quickly persuade her for sex.
He is already on the nerves of horror, looking at my stinking face. And by letters:
E G G S!!! to

The eggs wanted to fall.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №52116
 21.08.2011
I walked in the yard yesterday and ate a cake. When we passed by the hop company, this dialogue came about:
Do you taste good?
Do you want to bite?
After giving the most bold goop a cake, he went on. I should have seen their faces.)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52115
 21.08.2011
They give – take, they beat – run.
bear49: give – fuck, fuck – run!

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52114
 21.08.2011
xxx: Blin read the book she doesn't understand what it ended and the next parts are not.
Xxx: It’s so bad until the tears (((
YYY: Let me think.
This is the Bible, right?

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52113
 21.08.2011
That’s what I know about Ashley.)

Sergeant : Hi to you!
Katya: Who are you?
I am Sergey.
It was unexpected ?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №52112
 21.08.2011
The most common OS among our customers is Windows XP 7.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №52111
 21.08.2011
Breakmasher: I have a satanic elevator in my house
Breakmasher: There is a button 13 on it.
Breakmasher: I was driving to my native 17th floor. The number 13 burned in the middle of the road.)
I just had that kind of dwarf playing in my headphones.
Until I realized that the button is stuck - the brick is almost out.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №52110
 21.08.2011
From the cell phone:
xxx: And it’s smart at McDonald’s they did that wifi in the toilet doesn’t catch... =)
Do you mean fuck in the comments? and (

[ + 71 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52109
 21.08.2011
Oh oh, do you end the universe this year?
See also: Harvard
More specifically, Hogwarts)
Say the magic of levitation then
Let’s fly, the frog!! to
You have a magic pinch!
Theme: XDDD

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52108
 21.08.2011
Men themselves do not know what they want, whether they want freedom, or whether they have a spade along the hillside every night.

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52107
 21.08.2011
Don’t let god you sneeze in a plate with a peel of seeds.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №52106
 21.08.2011
It is better to get a bullet in the forehead than a fool in a wife.
Try to get divorced with a bullet.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №52105
 21.08.2011
I put a bar in front of the house. The grandmothers are in her place.

[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52104
 21.08.2011
and never! Never, lying in bed, do not unfold in such a way that the naked sexual fox, lying there where she just lay, the finalogged back (

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52103
 21.08.2011
I sit in the kitchen and drink tea. The father comes and takes another mom’s “culinary masterpiece” (a strip of cabbage and a ham and a little mayonnaise on it).
and leaves...
Two minutes later he goes back to the kitchen and says:

I came to the room with a plate, the sister (10 years old) looked at it and gave the phrase: “Oh God... Dad, what are you so hungry?”and "


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