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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36306
 21.09.2010
From the discussion of news about the cancellation of copies.

Well, once copper has traveled, it means we have to switch to plastic. Make pennies of PVC, and the nominal isotope label to do so that the Geiger meter can be automatically determined.

Yyy: Gather a hundred thousand rubles in pennies and get a home atomic bomb in exchange.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36305
 21.09.2010
Marina: I just don’t know how to tell a man that he’s a complete fool without ruining the relationship.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36304
 21.09.2010
At Parental Meeting
This year, children’s food has become 5 rubles more delicious.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36303
 21.09.2010
Timich: I thought I only had a computer three and a half times 10 years ago!!! Weaker than the current mobile phone.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36302
 21.09.2010
Q: Is there a litre for tomorrow?
Title: Captain Drunk
HH: I will not ask for a short content.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36301
 21.09.2010
In my new job, I come to the main sysadmin. In my new job, I am not a sitadmin.
Please post me sorry.
Admin - Okay, I'll send someone a thread. There were problems with the password for entry.
Yes, I noticed
Admin, I will explain.
I don’t have to, I’ve already done it.
admin - can not be.
I am working for the third day.
Admin –...
I - the program I have already pulled out of your hidden folder, just IMAP me find
admin - what is the hidden file?
With the distribution...
Admin –...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36300
 21.09.2010
She is :
Yesterday I played paintball again.

She is :
Without the blacks. I was constantly shooting in my head.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36299
 21.09.2010
YYY: Where did it go? I have not seen you for a hundred years.
Review: StarCraft 2
YYY: Are you in the universe? How about work?
I'm going to repeat StarCraft 2 again.


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