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[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53689
 21.09.2011
San4ez: You think in vain that he is not a thoughtful type, he has contacts in asky by groups scattered... by blood groups...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №53688
 21.09.2011
News on a Kazakh website

"American astronauts are preparing to land on an asteroid"

No, Bruce Willis has not been forgotten.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №53687
 21.09.2011
From the news:
09.07 Moscow Zoo will be removed from the city center
07.53 Medvedev planned a large resettlement of officials

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53686
 21.09.2011
I always laughed at stories when the girl dreamed of a bad dream, and she was offended by her boyfriend for his actions in her dream. I never believed, I thought all of this jokes and jokes, especially when they talked about breaks of couples because of this.
Today my girlfriend dreamed that I slept with her teacher right at the lecture... as it turned out, the people are not joking... :(

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53685
 21.09.2011
[08.09.2011 12:05:06] Alina: paid a min for coffee double victory
[08.09.2011 12:05:14] Smoke:?
[08.09.2011 12:05:25] Alina: Sash is not to you
[08.09.2011 12:05:55] Smoke:...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53684
 21.09.2011
The thickest and most disgusting trolls are those guys who post complaints about underdog, on behalf of underdog girls.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53683
 21.09.2011
I come from the client, I stand at the stop. Next to her mother and seven-year-old child. The boy runs like a stunned man, and his mother screams at him all the time: “You’ll fall again!” I will not regret you!"
A few more creaks and the guy falls naturally, and into the most dirt...
I warned you!
Yes, I did not fall! I just wanted to grind the land!
The curtain... the whole stop was bed)))

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53682
 21.09.2011
I sit on the balcony, I smoke a cigar, I drink a whiskey, heavy rock runs in my headphones, it’s cold on the street and it’s raining, so I wrapped up in a pledge, thinking about the girl I recently broke up with.
Is it a brutal vanilla?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53681
 21.09.2011
Let’s give you a baking cake!? to
...??? to
He loves bread.
I will give you a dredge. She likes all sorts of pictures on the walls.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53680
 21.09.2011
XXX: The cat has lost a lot of weight today... right into my shoes...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53679
 21.09.2011
[11-09-19 10:29:04 PM] Mama: how did you have your first day of work
[11-09-19 10:29:14 PM] Julietta: normal
[11-09-19 10:29:50 PM] Mama: already well, and for the apartment paid
[11-09-19 10:29:58 PM] Julietta: Yes paid on Saturday
[11-09-19 10:30:10 PM] Mom: you are more beautiful
[11-09-19 10:30:14 PM] Julietta:???? to
[11-09-19 10:30:36 PM] Julietta: who is sitting there??? to

[ + 71 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53678
 21.09.2011
I am angry with stupid idiots with an orange bark on the rose, who think they are beautiful.
I am angered by girls aged 15-16 with joyful outcry about how they lost their virginity.
How I get angry with teenagers who are suitable for me and ask to give them a cigarette.
I get angry with people who think they are the smartest.
How angry I am about people telling everyone how thick they are, though, fucking, thin, like fireworks.
How I get angry with people who talk behind my back all the shit about me, and then when they meet, they laugh sweetly.
Fuck how people are angry.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53677
 21.09.2011
In Kiev closed the firm ПростоPrint for the fact that they printed T-shirts with the inscription “Thank you to Donbass residents.”
You should support - plus here... and inscriptions, shirts, etc. IRL is.
Remember, we are not vandals. On beautiful / wellined / freshly painted write only if it is yours! And without fanaticism - now for such an inscription will be 15 days as a drink to give to give, in Andreevsky Donetsk hopship has already shot a man for such a T-shirt.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53676
 21.09.2011
Dooki: On, teenagers [throwing pictures naked Scarlett Johansson]
ZoozooZ: The Blind
ZoozooZ: It’s very unfortunate that she put them out...
ZoozooZ: probably she was drunk
ZoozooZ: she is not only a good actress, but also a stupid woman
ZoozooZ: I’m about that I respect her not just as a sympathetic face with a great body
ZoozooZ: but also as a personality
ZoozooZ: very uncomfortable to print with one hand.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53675
 21.09.2011
Epic file, epic file... Never happened to me, only confuse recently - at 9 a.m. (beginning of the working day) sleepy, interrupting voice, in panic I call the boss: "Hello, name lady, I slept! I'm flying, in 30 minutes I'll be!" A calm voice in the telephone: "Sleep on, today is Sunday". I am happy to fall asleep in a child’s peaceful sleep. Wake up my mom! I slept! The Monday! What a sad thing, it was a dream.

Pishka

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