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[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70348
 21.09.2012
O tempora, o mores! Previously we said "Let’s go climbing the garages", now it’s parkour. Previously we said "let’s go to the tournaments", now it’s Street Workout...

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70347
 21.09.2012
RT @Shadow__Cat Turn on the TV. I saw how Malysheva swallowed the swelling of the plush testicles. Shut off the TV.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70346
 21.09.2012
Seminar on Genetics.
- To the test tube with flies attach a leaflet, write on it: "direct intersection" and surname.
Direct crossing of goats?

[ + -3 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70345
 21.09.2012
I am a student of the fifth degree of engineering. I don’t want to write a diploma, I want to lose my virginity with some babysitter >_<

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70344
 21.09.2012
News on the website:
"Judicial officers attracted to work with debtors of priests"
The first comment:
"Mother of God, go out of the land!"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70343
 21.09.2012
Valery
A movie about a stranger.
It is just nonsense of something.

Valery
For "Alien Against Avatar"

Sergey
Aha, and then "Superman vs. Stranger", "Vengers vs. Stranger", "Stranger vs. Batman", "Stranger vs. Godzilla, Alliance vs. King Kong".

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