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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133803
 21.09.2016
Today I learned that I am a vicious non-payer - the stewards removed money from the card. The bill was 10 years old and paid.
I went to understand.
Hi, this is a mistake.
No mistake, the court was six months ago, here is the paper.
I want to appeal.
No, the time of appeal has passed.
And the time of the trial – 10 years as well!
This is how the judge decides.

This is how comrades Holops.
The law works, it doesn’t work – well, well.
It only remains to be a judge.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133802
 21.09.2016
A girl came to me, we rolled on the couch, watched a movie, kissed. At some point I’ve forgotten about the movie, I start cutting off her jeans, and then she says:

Don’t dress me, I’m half an avatar.
O O O O?
and blue.
- O_O
The jeans are new!

She jumped and ran into the bathroom.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133801
 21.09.2016
They are always forgotten to add, among the Homosexuals.
Among the normal homosexuals - crazy, unacceptable in society, demanding correction, homosexuality among normal people - is completely abnormal.

Homosexuality among normal people is much more acceptable than increased aggression. Homosexual people simply don’t leave offspring, aggressive untowered urds slay and kill normal people. Do you make the conclusions yourself, evil creature?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133800
 21.09.2016
I educate :
This is:
There is a very interesting school system in Europe. You go there at 4 years. You are given tasks. You can do it, you can not do it...

I live in Europe and I hear about it for the first time.

In Russia, knowledge about the mysterious West is traditionally derived from a mixture of TV, a neighbor's grandmother or a girlfriend of a mother's three-born sister, and a slice of her own alcoholic nonsense.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133799
 21.09.2016
If Jesus was born on Christmas and resurrected on Easter, is he a Lamb or a Fish?
He is a zombie!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133798
 21.09.2016
One thing is to swim a rabbit, and another is to swim in the ice. Masai saved them from the ice water.

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