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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36346
 21.09.2010
Do you love Napalm Death?
YYY: No, not especially
XXX is hard? and :)
What a fucking heavy thing! Cannibal Corpse is easy. I was at the Last Days of Humanity live concert. I think it’s a concert for the flute.
XXX:O_O O_O

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36345
 21.09.2010
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XXX: The Fire

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36344
 21.09.2010
Today I thought I was in love.
X: the legs were crushed, the head turned
A: Well what? Who is he?
X: No one is. It turns out, soup with oils in the dining room did not have to be eaten.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36343
 21.09.2010
and self:
6/08 It is necessary to revive the plot - the author thought and killed the main character.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36342
 21.09.2010
In the shop:
The girl! Wine is sweet?
Yes very much.
The Krasnodar?
No to Russian.
Krasnodar is not in Georgia.
Is Russian better?!...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36341
 21.09.2010
Post of Russia. She starts selling cell phones. Soon they will start selling tea, coffee, jeans, shirts and everything that didn’t come to us in our mailings.
- Soon shoes will start selling, I will not come from ASOS from July 30th
- I wonder, and in which department will now pop up my 4 robes from Seville Row...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36340
 21.09.2010
X: Under the beast! I was expelled from the couple.

Q: Because of what it is?

Y : No. Because I ate a couple of strawberries.

y: silently slips under the chair

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36339
 21.09.2010
From the discussion photo:
One thought on “This hair doesn’t work for you”
2 comments: He doesn’t look good.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №36338
 21.09.2010
95 percent of the world’s people are worse than I am.
xxx: the remaining 5% are engaged in sex at this point, we will not interfere with them

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36337
 21.09.2010
XXX: Light, prepare the peelings so that they are sharp.
yyy: I have Armenian spice, Georgian, peppers here. You will be?
XXX: Give me the pearls.
YYY: I swept the Georgian
XXX: Naahera then asked
YYY: Well I have to give you the right to choose.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36336
 21.09.2010
Yesterday I entered in Yandex "unix dev", among other things he gave me:
You may have been looking for “young girls”.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №36335
 21.09.2010
The guy turns into a guy when he starts watching porn with sound and is not afraid to burn)))

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №36334
 21.09.2010
One of my friends loved cats. He taught them to go to the normal toilet, so there were no problems with them. But one cat reversed the whole worldview of my acquaintance: the cat was sitting on the toilet, rushing into his cat affairs, and then the oak cover from the toilet somehow magically fell right on the cat's head. To say he was scared, to say nothing. However, after this incident, the cat did not stop going to the toilet, just he sat face to face to the tank and closely watched the lid.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36333
 21.09.2010
The Gulag translator burned again. Translating the documentation.
Without going into the hairy details.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36332
 21.09.2010
I’m sitting there, I’m at work and I’m re-writing on asskoe (because there are no more things). Here the accountant passes and pouches himself coffee (the dispenser is behind me) and such a guy looks out the window. Well, I write to my interlocutor, guess, I am not alone here, I will write later.
So this wonder gives me from behind:"Yes, I don’t read, you can write")

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36331
 21.09.2010
Commentary under photo:

My eyes are like my wife’s, but unfortunately only the eyes, everything else is superb.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36330
 21.09.2010
From the FAQ on "1C:Bughalterie": It is important: you do not need to put a lot of force, the effort should be comparable to the effort when raising a cup of tea. If the key is not in the port, do not try to force it in, as it is either not the key or you are inserting it not in the LPT port.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36329
 21.09.2010
xxx: stumbled.. removed the radiator from the processor, scratched the hole and broke the mother. The computer does not swallow. In addition, the speed of 30 has increased. It does not heat...
You have cleared his chakras :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36328
 21.09.2010
Why don’t you eat what I’m cooking? = = (
MyJlbTuK: Oh, how would I tell you, after you shouted, “Oh, FUNGE!” and poured vegetable oil into a bowl of mold and put it on fire... I don’t even know!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36327
 21.09.2010
and xxx:
How difficult you are (
and xxx:
The course of Matan
WOW :
I had a machine machine.

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