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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53729
 21.09.2011
No, it is a fucking kind of thing! It was cold, all of us prayed for the start of the heating season. I sit stuck in the WOW, go to the clk, a tense moment, we are on the verge of failure, terribly want to scratch and leave no way... and here they gave the heating!!! Wonderful hot tubes of water!!! The dogs!! I hate it!! to

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53728
 21.09.2011
Everything is overestimated in the morning. In the evening you think: 'Here I'll get up early, I'll wash my head, I'll come to work beautiful' or 'The office opens at 9, I'll come to them at the beginning, I'll be the first, and in the morning - 'Yes, I'll look good with the shirt' and 'Yes, still there all the employees are late, I'll come to 10'. The evening plan is never fulfilled.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53727
 21.09.2011
My youngest daughter is gone.)
Child in school. I write SMS: "Sunny, how are your business? What are your assessments?"
Answer: Mom, I can't answer you now, we're going to have a lesson and the teacher doesn't like when we get distracted. The lesson is over and I will write you all together"
I laughed. Waiting for the end of the lesson.
In 15 minutes. Finally an SMS! I open up: "Everything is great!"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53726
 21.09.2011
I decided to learn to play a lip harmonic. I bought. I read the authorship:
"You may have noticed that the lips of most
People have a horizontal orientation."

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53725
 21.09.2011
Point-to-point: Irritate "bags", "cremes" and other reducing substances.
Blonde: I’m also angry with those reductions.
girls, and now look at your nics.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53724
 21.09.2011
I came across an article about the mystical number 23. And there is a list of facts related to this number, like

The Latin alphabet has 23 letters. The number of letters in the short form of the ancient Hebrew alphabet is also 23 (22 = 21 + 0, i.e. 23 - Ein Soph, The Emptiness Containing Everything

The first comment:
The word shit of 3 letters... and could be of 2... 2 and 3 = 23... bigger nonsense I didn’t read.


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53723
 21.09.2011
In Samara there is a small note about medical services. On the top is the word "Dentistry", and underneath it is a cheerfully smiling tooth. Below - the word "gynecology", and under it - nothing...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №53722
 21.09.2011
Teivaz: The Biocomputer Instead of a winchester - a colony of bacteria, instead of a monitor some shining mosquito, instead of a processor, an aquarium with fish (for old models will be used turtles).

b00taNik: LSD instead of food.

[ + 52 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53721
 21.09.2011
The sun is clear, the sky is bright.
The man was lucky:
Pushkin with the duel went and whispered
A hole on the right side!

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53720
 21.09.2011
XXX: What is it? I always have the "ticket" with me, in the cold.
Instead of a picture?

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53719
 21.09.2011
The children of the railway workers, after reading the novel "Anna Karinin" regret not the main heroine, but the mechanic.

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53718
 21.09.2011
A girl drinks a puddle before talking to a “genial” boss

Q: Will it work soon? I want to be able to wrap a fork in the leg and not a drop of emotion on the face.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №53717
 21.09.2011
The smell of his toilet aerosol is more pleasant than my perfume for 8000 rubles ((((

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №53716
 21.09.2011
When a guy wants to break up with a girl, he stops calling her. What kindergarten? Be a man, I inscene my own death! xDD

[ + 112 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53715
 21.09.2011
Arsen: I hope to stay until 2012, and there we’ll see... maybe you’ll be lucky all the time.
Arsen: In general, I noticed that in our country the end of the world is not afraid, but as if they were waiting for it.
With hope, so to say...

[ + 56 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53714
 21.09.2011
XXX: Well fuck us and the child, finds on the youtube video about cars, looks at them, himself searches in the compilation of pictures, clinic and the Simpsons and looks at them, paints in painting and drives us out because of the compilation.
WOW: And what then?
My child doesn’t even know how to speak!!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53713
 21.09.2011
C Habbra
xxx: I don't remember how in Windows, and in Mac's after removal works... Yes, Undo. Press Ctrl+Z (or, if more accurate, Cmd+Z) and the file is back in place.
yyy: There is a screw conductor, but only one step back.
xxx: Checked - in the Mac for an infinite number of steps works and Undo and Redo.
Zzz: Have you checked the infinite number of steps? I respect.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №53712
 21.09.2011
xxx (23:59:08 20/09/2011)
I want to do something unusual, noooo, I am all lazy o0"
yyy (23:59:39 20/09/2011)
In the sense of the unusual?)
xxx (00:00:27 21/09/2011)
Just a bit of yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yyy (00:00:41 21/09/2011)
And from what class?
xxx (00:00:44 21/09/2011)
I don’t know if it’s cake or bdsm.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №53711
 21.09.2011
Listen, I’m thankful you for introducing us, but I don’t think we’ll get anything out.
YYY: What is it? Character has not come together?
XHH: If it were
xxx: well, I decided to excite him a little and included him a video of erotic content"
So this fool instead of watching a couple, first grabbed the cat in the background.
xxxh: and as if that was not enough, then I began to find out "what song is there"!!! to
YYY: What song did he play?

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53710
 21.09.2011
I think if all doctors are placed behind computers, then they will print "asrprnin" and "oskrobronin xlitota".

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