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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70388
 21.09.2012
The ass is an event. Full ass is a set of activities.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70387
 21.09.2012
Today is 1150 years since the birth of Russian statehood.

xxx: 1150 years have passed, and statehood in Russia continues to arise

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70386
 21.09.2012
Coca-Cola now without preservatives!What are the conservances? It has a half-life of 200 years!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70385
 21.09.2012
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Yyy: Peter is no longer a cultural capital!
Zzzz: No figured! We’re going to fuck anyone’s culture!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70384
 21.09.2012
After a second liter of beer, the surrounding sober people begin to behave inadequately.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №70383
 21.09.2012
The cat has been asking for the cat for a week. His father brought her a beautiful bridegroom from his neighbors. He's around her and so and so, and she doesn't let him just whisper and whisper, in general, a real girl. The cat was sent home. The father takes him on his hands with the words: "Send Fenia, your bride doesn't want you, she has a headache today!"
The curtain.

[ + 28 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70382
 21.09.2012
Which browser do you have?
Tagged: hello
Tagged: all
Featured: 5 browsers
I am a web programmer, forgot?
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
That awkward moment...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70381
 21.09.2012
and feeds:
Dredd without Stallone is like remembering everything without Schwarzenegger.

by Vasya:
You won’t believe...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №70380
 21.09.2012
Today I watched the picture: A man is slowly riding a motorbike, hearing a headphone in his ear, and loudly quarrels with someone:
Go on, there is no turn! No, I am telling you! Not to the right, not to the left, not up, not at all. Yes, I fucked your mom in the head, and I'll fuck you if you're fucking on the topic.

I think, poor girl, there is no nerve enough to communicate with such. He passes a little further, descends from the motorbike, pulls his earphone out of his ear with the words:
It’s easier to find without a navigator.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70379
 21.09.2012
At three o’clock in the evening I write in C++.
I write in Google: "How to make a class friendly".
I go through the first reference.
I read, read and in two minutes I notice that this is a teacher’s website.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70378
 21.09.2012
The Ginny! What a joke??? I am 24 years old!
I thought I was 25 years old.
I am 25
I am 25.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70377
 21.09.2012
me(22:52:00 20/09/2012)
What can Muslims really do about the United States?
viva (22:53:51 20/09/2012)
Come on a social program

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70376
 21.09.2012
The evening. I sit on the balcony and smoke. Under the window of the track, and in a couple of kilometers bike club "Night Wolves". To the lightforest comes a car of 8-9 cyclists on harleys. They are standing, motorcycles roar, rushing from the place - a whistle on the whole street.
After 5 seconds in the opposite direction, a broken nine goes without an extinguisher. So she overwhelmed them all without tension.
The Russian car industry.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70375
 21.09.2012
My sister told me she works as a teacher in a kindergarten with basements. Daddy and Mommy came for their child, their babysitter complains that their child is in the toilet when he sits painting. Her father tells her, “Well, take the pencil from him if he doesn’t paint.” The granddaughter replied, “Yes, but he doesn’t paint with a pencil. The parents immediately turned red and quickly retreated from there.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70374
 21.09.2012
Mom: Misha go here, we need to consult with you... we’ve thrown your bed.)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70373
 21.09.2012
Mercuzio: If after the question, “Why don’t you smoke?” I still hoped that this country could be saved, then “Why do you brush your teeth every day?”!" went to obtain a firearm license. and. and.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70372
 21.09.2012
During the lesson, the practitioner was removed. From the back hears:
Pull her up!
Are you filming porn?
A little weather:
On your knees!
I’ll keep it up until June until I like it.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70371
 21.09.2012
- I hear, when Vkontakte shut down, then in the shops sharply drop sales of camera!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70370
 21.09.2012
The younger (5 years old) son tells the older daughter (9 years old), opening a huge box with details from the designer (in a confident tone):
“Yes, Nadia, we don’t need instructions!

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70369
 21.09.2012
I want to smell your shoulders.
YYY: It’s very hard for me to change a loved one.
XXX: We will not betray
YYY: And how then? I’ll just let you smell my shoulders. 😉

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