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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №155021
 21.09.2020
XX: All information is propaganda

yyy: What promotes the information that the sum of the squares of the catets is equal to the square of the hypothenus?

XXX: The superiority of the rectangular triangles over the rest!

Heal of Pythagoras!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №155020
 21.09.2020
When I was 20, I just got married and tried to do the farm, go there to cook and so on.

I went to the store and bought a stone. The living.

I wrapped it in paper, and I pulled it.

Just a few steps from the store passed, as he decided to free at any cost)

A bird flew out of my hands and the kajak crashed between the shoulder to a man who was three meters ahead.

He fell into the grass.

The man looked around and saw nothing suspicious. I naturally pretended nothing. It was a pity to cook it later.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №155019
 21.09.2020
xxx: I served in Germany in "The Smelling Village" ((

YYY: What was her name before you?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155018
 21.09.2020
Russia stole from the United States the technology of hypersonic missiles along with production equipment, tools, personnel and the star-banded flag hanging in the workshop.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №155017
 21.09.2020
How Sber helped me during the coronavirus:
Asked for payment delay - signed a sentence! Decrease in income! Please confirm it differently! In four weeks - no, these are not the papers! In 3 weeks – and these are not the documents!!! In 3 weeks – and these are not the documents!!! And the bank considers a 30% drop in income different than you! In 4 weeks – by phone 88002008200 – EVIL A-A-A!!! You have exceeded the deadline for submitting documents. All you need to pay in 4 months!!! And now you have 18500r over all payments! Now we will give you a credit rating.
Now I paid ALL plus 18500r and remained a shit with a credit rating below the plinth. This is the help of Sber. I got it off – I leave there.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №155016
 21.09.2020
How many times to repeat? Not a wife, but a cousin.

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