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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25135
 22.01.2010
Find a living grandmother that you can touch with your hands.
I’m not dead, you know, right?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25134
 22.01.2010
19.01.2010 17:52:54, Naoko
I don’t get offshore.

19.01.2010 17:53:59, Nik-XXXL
This is easy to digest food, it may not go out on debt.

19.01.2010 17:55:06, Naoko
Suki, the doctor

19.01.2010 17:55:12, Naoko
I am not about that...

19.01.2010 17:55:18, Naoko
It doesn’t get cooked!!! to


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №25133
 22.01.2010
Veterans, mla... dendys and wetlands they remember...

And I was a child with an antivirus arithmometer "Phoenix" processed!
It was sprinkled by "Dichlophos".
The result:
Removed three cockroaches (bags)
Two worms were found.
He was placed in quarantine after being poisoned with antivirus.

* oldly pierced and covered with pledge*

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №25132
 22.01.2010
The crazy computer. I can safely disassemble the computer on the spare parts, repair it, or locate the cause of the breakdown or even if it broke. And since I don’t know how to create a folder, shit, in 5 ways, I need to go to resend. I am in the car.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №25131
 22.01.2010
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
I am finished!!! to
He left the chat.
Nick: The huts took us away...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25130
 22.01.2010
Lenok: Hi, I constantly brake 1C and Excel, what do I do?
Root: Try the cane.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25129
 22.01.2010
Rosana
Can you join the Baptist Church?

Sanek
Pressing the baby?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №25128
 22.01.2010
She said I will live forever in her heart!
I didn’t know she had a dormitory there.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №25127
 22.01.2010
I caught a man in the river. The oakun was large, but the only one was not fishing. At home, he noticed that in the stomach of the river robber, something spherical, of the correct shape emerged.
It was a turtle. She did not show signs of life, but her legs and head were whole. And to do this, the man picked up a bowl of water and threw a turtle into it. In the morning, I discovered that she lived all the living - all bears in the bank.
I went, bought her ice cream shrimp, worms and other delicacies. It seems like they’ve eaten you. You open your eyes: clean water around, no predators and hooks - eat, I don't want to. The turtle was in paradise. For the fourth year she has lived in this paradise.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №25126
 22.01.2010
I bought my daughter a webcam, and now exactly one-third of the room is perfectly cleaned.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №25125
 22.01.2010
Question at the Medical Center Forum:

You can reduce the size of the head, or it is large and it is disproportionate to my lean body.

The answer:
Hi you Eugene. Maybe you’ll think about changing the proportions of your body – it’s more realistic.

With respect, the clinic

[ + 70 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25124
 22.01.2010
There are still people on the planet who haven’t bought an uggy and haven’t watched the movie “Summertime” 30 times, mentally fucking Robert Pattinson.
Yyy: The men are called.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25123
 22.01.2010
XHH: What are you doing?
WOW: I’m running around the apartment with a wallpaper for the taxi to be fun :)
XH: O_o

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №25122
 22.01.2010
Two friends after passing the exam:
1: How is it?
2 to 4
1: You are a fool.
1 is good :)
2: What did you give up on?
1 to 3
2 is ah! Loch
2: That is a pity :(

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25121
 22.01.2010
I put the strings today!
M is human.
L.s Wiping out of the stools?

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №25120
 22.01.2010
I met a acquaintance.

He: "Oh guys, how pleased I am to see you alive, not at work!"

ZY: From the mouth of the pathologist, this sounds very impressive! It is :)

[ + 92 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25119
 22.01.2010
When I wrote here, I thought I was writing in Bash.
And yesterday the telephone looked and it turned out that I wrote Zadornov on the email.

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №25118
 22.01.2010
The one-group woman, who saved me from a complete downturn in my studies, at the right moment printed courses and other paper matters, for which she was very grateful. It burned today. I write to her:
I: Sashk, save my ass a million times :)
She: I will save if the papers are enough...
O_O

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