Ashka: Listen somehow it all sounds so tempting, but a piece of eroticism in the form of a torso didn’t show me, horny?
Master_lsk: Okay, I’ll send a photo, but I’m asking for the alaverda then!
I guess I’ve drowned coffee. Is it how? Without clothes?
Master_lsk: and what, I’ll be in the clothes, right?
Ashka: So it’s not fair to hide nothing in your clothes, but I have something!
Master_lsk: and what do you hide there, you think, the milk glands are a bit enlarged
Master_lsk: if my nose is bigger than yours, I don’t wear the shirt.)

A: Do you drive me in a helicopter?
B: Come and drive
A: You can’t fly?
B is no. And you can. So let’s take a helicopter.)

I love the circle.
I love the black.
I also love corsets.
WOW: and socks
WOW : :)
Vauu: bright makeup, socks, corset with bonds
Shoes on the heels.
This is my topic 😉
WOW: What do you say?
Why are we silent?
The weather...Hand Fucking

Such children, such children.
Today on the street heard a dialogue of grandmother (b) and granddaughter (c):

A: No, I do not want that.
B: Understand one simple thing, girls like boys and boys like girls. If they like each other, they get married.
I want to marry my cat!!! to

O_O

After viewing "Avatar 3D" a light is lit in the room and a quiet voice is heard from behind:
The fucking! They shoot all kinds of stuff... people don’t want to look at them afterwards...

Now on the TV was a local underwear store advertisement.
It’s called "Trouble". by OMFG

All literate people are equally literate. Every analphabet is analphabet in his own way.

Invest (00:53:23 21/01/2010)
Before buying shoes, I bought, I went to the cafe... well, I talked to Igor, he warms me, come and drink a beer. Sitting on the bus and traveling, naturally eaten in the slum, how they put me in the bus I do not remember, history silences (they themselves do not remember). The bus was passing. As a result, I woke up when I was driving along the Kalmyk steppes in the direction of Astrakhan, but I did not know it (it was night), found a bag of strong beer nearby (good fuck friends), worsened, fell asleep. We woke up in Astrakhan, 700 km from my city. In my pocket 50 rubles, no mobile phone, I knew that a friend lives near Astrakhan, I only knew the name of the village... I walked 6 hours on the track (no one carried, men)... I came, found, ate. I returned home in a week, my parents almost killed me without a little, they thought they had struck me somewhere.

The girlfriend's mother-in-law is named Hope Konstantinovna, she was lying in the hospital, and with her in the girl's chamber, well, 18 years old. Sleep it means, and here she hears this dialogue:
What is my grandmother’s name?
As Lenin’s wife.
Is it Arina Rodionovna?

<Wickie> Did you go?
<Big Ear> No, and what?
<Wickie> tell me I’ll kill him.
<Big Ears> what happened to you?))
<Wickie> last night only we adjusted, as in an anecdote, in the door the key knocked
<Wickie> I am betraying, he is betraying
<Wickie> fast-fast dressed, here mother I hear me call
<Wickie> wife fucking behind the bed hid
<Wickie> mother goes bla bla as business
<Wickie> suspiciously so, apparently hears
<Wickie> here I remember, fucking! His shoes are in the hallway.! to
<Wickie> he also heard the journey. I did not find anything better...
<Wickie> than fucks jump out of bed with a scream "HAAAAA!"
<Wickie> for the first time I’ve seen a person faint.
<Wickie> and this fool in his socks jumped out the window.
<Wickie> I will kill him.

At work, I introduced myself to everyone as Masha, then I put on Olya’s badge, because they won’t do anything, and I need to be with him. And people start to doubt their memory and do not call by name, although for 2 weeks I was Masha for everyone. So much to watch :)

This should have been to say to your potential girlfriend: "I don’t want to lose you, even without having time to grasp..." :-(

Acid: Sponge Bob the square. The Practice. The Good.

I work as a photographer. Almost fired for the name of the folder: "Ready Girls. Tagged with"

Stephen Vander was once asked if it’s hard to be blind. He replied, blind yet nothing, thank God I am not even a Negro.

F0iL> I sit and do the economy
F0iL> and you send me breasts
F0iL> I can’t work in this environment
F0iL> in general, the economy
F0iL> give more breasts

XXXX, 21.01.2010 14:01:09:
Sun, what do you need to leave of the vine, except the logs of the aska?

YYYYYY, 14:03:28
My documents

YYYYYY, 14:04:33
Why are you asking this??? O.O

VKontakte about medicine (in the photo of traumatic damage to the perineum and scrotum).

A friend of mine crossed the fence and got stuck... Luckily not so hard and now he has a beautiful daughter...
Yyy: From the fence? Oh Oh Oh Oh!

Caterpillar (>2.5)
What if we are there tomorrow?

Caterpillar (>2.5)
Has the schedule changed?

Growl
Do I have to know?

Growl
Ask the Destroyer.

Growl
) )

Caterpillar (>2.5)
Given that I usually know the schedule, you offended me.

Growl
And I didn’t say that everyone who knows the schedule is shit. I asserted that all the fools know the schedule.

KatyaTeman
Logic from the first time, yes.

Everyone happens that coming late in the evening from work, you involuntarily catch yourself on the thought:" well, how, lessons do not need to!!!!(I am 33 years old)