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[ + 65 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42084
 22.01.2011
What do you think about Lenin’s funeral?

YYY: I also feel good about the idea of buriing Mutin and Pedved. and premature.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №42083
 22.01.2011
xxx: I am a cake
yyy: I am a waffle)
zzz: I am a cookie)
Debilicons, we are transforming!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42082
 22.01.2011
People write “worse.” Is it better or worse?
Yyy: This is "Namana"!


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №42081
 22.01.2011
Discussion before submitting research work:

They say they can ask everyone for half an hour.
YYY: No, this time the commission is in a hurry.
XXX Where?! to
Maybe burning in hell!

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №42080
 22.01.2011
Combinator at the Humanitarian Institute:
How many ways can seven students enter the audience?
Method of factor change from seven - 5040 variants.
Are there other versions?
If you don’t think mathematically, then five: through the door, the window, the cave, the lookout in the ceiling and the breakdown of the wall.

[ + 77 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42079
 22.01.2011
This morning in the courtyard burned the car, and for a long time so..minutes 15-20..stinking in no way wanted to..it and the snow was thrown, and water was watered, boilers from above were thrown...but it was burning again..the flame was not bad..chikov wanted to heat the car with a gas burner, played, the firefighter came when they were already extinguished )))) Well, I am back home now after work, I look at this wolga is not there, well I think the evacuator was taken, but if not, it is Russian automotive industry, she left...JUST!!! went and left. Mom tells me:"I look out the window, and her smoke went from behind, well, I think, it burned again, and then the headlights turned on, my eyes on my forehead came out, so she still went".)))))
If I had not seen her burn, I would never have believed.

[ + 100 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42078
 22.01.2011
My father broke his notebook two days ago.
Today he stated that he can’t live like this anymore, dressed and went out.
After 10 minutes, he returned suspiciously satisfied.
He said he bought a replacement for a broken note.
XHH: I am confused. Where did he get the money?
xxxh: and here the father gets the newly purchased magic card and with the enlightened lily in all the moustaches begins to lay down a piece on the table.

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42077
 22.01.2011
I heard the story in the military. The recruiter (p) passes the medical commission, the turn comes to the dermatologist (d). The dialogue:
D: Take off your clothes, turn off your clothes, take off your shorts, spread your buttocks!
P: (after doing all this, he asks) Well what’s there? Does the delay smell?
The curtain. I think the guy was taken.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42076
 22.01.2011
Conversation with the former:
Help me to choose a car! Budget of 200
Did you find a sponsor?
Ugo, a long time ago.
Married to Heaven?
I : Yes.
He: And what is his wife?
I: his wife...his wife gave me birth 21 years ago!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42075
 22.01.2011
A friend of my girlfriend went on a date with a guy she found through the internet.

It started like this: he invited her to some special restaurant, forgot to order a table there, was late, there were no tables, had to go to another restaurant. The Village. have eaten. First she went to the toilet. Then he went to the toilet.

When he left, the girls sitting at the neighboring table said to the girlfriend’s girlfriend, “Hey Hani! YU KEN DO BETTER VISAUT HIM! Throw it away, go hang out with us, here is our phone! And in general, while you went to the toilet, he ate from your plate.

The curtain.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42074
 22.01.2011
The child is listening to the "speaking alphabet", (for those who do not know, I explain, such a thing on the wall, pronounces letters, words and short words with verses) the slow-moving one presses a button, and it is a verse for him.
And then the child without listening to the first verse switches to the second and it turns out: "Sasha went on the highway and sucked four turtles!"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №42073
 22.01.2011
Dr. Morf: If all humanities had disappeared on earth, we technicians would have gotten bored. If all technicians had disappeared, humanitaries would have died.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42072
 22.01.2011
ddd: Guess what site if: "The most visitors (13) here were Pt noya 13, 2009 13:00 am"
ttt: Em.. however, what a fucking site, obviously something bad, disgusting, mystical and in general it is obviously nobody likes it and it would be better not to.
ddd at the point. This is the website of our school.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №42071
 22.01.2011
I buy children in the world of toy light swords. On the label is written "The World Sword. The most powerful weapon in the galaxy. Made of plastic." In how!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42070
 22.01.2011
The fucking! My cat went crazy, caught herself by the tail, bitten herself for it, lying on the floor, bite herself and bite herself like a victim.

[ + 121 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42069
 22.01.2011
If you turn on water in the kitchen, the stream, regardless of the amount of dishes in the dishwasher, will necessarily fall on the spoon, which will start to actively spray water in all directions.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42068
 22.01.2011
But here in our thermal was led by the 80-year-old old lady of God's carnival by the name of Kogan. We called her Kogan Barbar.

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42067
 22.01.2011
XXII Sochi Festival of Team KVN
Mikhail Khodorkovsky is the only prisoner who is waiting for the end of not his term.
Team KVN "Broadway" (Moscow)

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42066
 22.01.2011
Registration form of the seminar participant:

F.I.OPlugged
Position of: Ivan
The contact body.by Maximovich

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №42065
 22.01.2011
She whispered all night. I woke up in the morning, looked in the mirror, and from there the panda looked at me. Adult bad panda, fucking...
by Dina

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