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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55291
 22.10.2011
Is it possible and necessary to sleep with friends without fucking?
YYY: I can
YYY: But what kind of friends are these then? O_O

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55290
 22.10.2011

A friend of Peter wrote...

thn 15:22
Well, and how about myself? I came to the philharmonic yesterday, and the dress from the back in the pants was charged.


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55289
 22.10.2011
<+d_e_n> do you think you bought a new product?? to
<+knock> I'm looking at your translator
<+d_e_n> nup
<+d_e_n> hocesh kinu deneg
< + look at> why do I need money?
<+d_e_n> a suka poneal vseotaki

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55288
 22.10.2011
The toughest students live in Kyrgyzstan.
News on the tape "In the Kyrgyz village, schoolchildren took mobile phones from police officers"!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №55287
 22.10.2011
XXX is fun. Yesterday, on the local women’s forums, I heard that the glue mask for the face is wiped raw beets with vegetable oil.
YYY: And what?
XXX: Looks like confident blondes are now sitting at home with red roses :)

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55286
 22.10.2011
“When you’re young and watch TV, you think that the television companies have conspired and want to make people stupid. But then you grow up and come to understand: people want it themselves. This is a much more frightening thought. Conspiracy is not scary. You can shoot the bastards, start the revolution! But there is no conspiracy, television companies just meet demand"
c) Steve Jobs

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55285
 22.10.2011
Drop coffee on paper is bad.
XXX: Especially if the document is opened on the iPad :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55284
 22.10.2011
The boss specifically hired a terrible secretary. Whatever it is, neither work nor her...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №55283
 22.10.2011
Life is fun, shit. At the age of 14, he told everyone that he wasn't a virgin - everyone laughed and didn't believe. Now I say the opposite, that the virgin, and anyway, joke, laugh and don’t believe it.

Try to tell this to different people.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №55282
 22.10.2011
In the Chelyabinsk region launched a case on a student who stole a tram and slammed passengers

I am not surprised.)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №55281
 22.10.2011
XXX: Be Healthy
Yyy: I coughed, not sneezed
So it hurts, shit.

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