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My friend tells me we live in hell. After all, we were born crying out of pain, ignorance and fear.

Help remember the title of the film, there is still Johnny Depp in the hat

STS begins shooting a new film "The Life of Sergey Bezrukov" the performer of the main role is kept in secret.

Fritzmorgen: For you, anything will be slavery—until your salary allows you to hire a few servants to do all the work for you.

My girlfriend is confident of the existence of life on Mars, on my statement about the desire to participate in the expedition she replied that I will definitely find some sock.

A truly reckless person will find the proper traits even in hell.

Beautiful little girls with great demands - love for their sense of humor.

In the shopping complex all the internal walls are made of thick glass.
In order for people not to be confused, a white strip of five centimeters in width is drawn at the face level on the walls.
There was an epic drama. The blonde buyer, wandering through the hall, decided to leave the department in a very original way. Apparently, going to the door seemed to her a long way, and she, bending and bending forward, decided to run under the "tape".

After a successful operation to clean the streets from drunk drivers, now drunk policemen drive the streets.

Campaign in a cafe, three guys and two girls, after a good drink, I, a guy and one of the girls go out in the fresh air. The guy failed to smoke, he was smoking a non-burning cigarette, I noticed this and asked him: How does he smoke? He answered by pointing to the girl standing next to him: This or the second?

He is silent and not romantic.
He talked about betrayal.
He was silent... silent. Then gently, smoothing my head, he said:
My poor little girl. How many hernias in your head.

For the first time, my degree as a Rea Instructor helped me six months after I graduated from college. I was able to prove to a friend that the pikachu cannot be used as a power source, because it only produces a short-lived jump in tension. This is the power of education.

I downloaded a psychological test on my phone.
One question from the test made me think first, and then roast for a long time.

The question:
What drives you more in your daily personal decisions – reason or emotions?

Options of answers:
Yes Yes
I do not know
and no.
The test has not passed, the attachment is removed with the tag "nacher".

How many programmers do not feed, and the salary will still have to be paid.

The salary has been delayed for three months. Before his dismissal, he proposed to organize an office plankton strike. Plankton is a plankton. Two of the 43 people supported me.

We go together.

XXX: What are you doing?

111: Description of the construction company

111: C-Rem service is called

xxxx for service? Incredibly...

XXX: I just don’t know what the twiter is about.
Twitter is not funny, I tried it.
Zzzz: Was the sky sober?

XXX is fucking. How to get rid of icota?
YYY: Drink a glass of water
XXX: Thank you I tried it. Apparently getting stuck is the only way to get rid of it...

Now I will say the most offensive phrase:
You are a humanist 😉
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Anna
You are a cowboy, don’t dare call me that.