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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №21689
 22.10.2009
At work, the girl was disconnected from the internet because she stole a tail from her boss.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №21688
 22.10.2009
FaTh3R
Trojan.Win32.Chifrax.d – 388 MB

The rage of tears aka LazyFao
The Trojan Elephant

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21687
 22.10.2009
I have a long-awaited salary tomorrow.
She says to share:[
Let’s go to the club.
I need something in return ;)
She is: for example?
I wonder what in return.
Do you want me to do sex with you?
She: You don’t have enough money.
She: And I am not like that!! to

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №21686
 22.10.2009
A real man should do three things in his life:
1) to build a house;
2) to raise a child;
Remove the downloads folder.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21685
 22.10.2009
Question in the scan:

What species, apart from humans, is only dangerous to the puma?

O_O

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21684
 22.10.2009
MishaStd>The Doctor of Science is a postgraduate student who has the mind to force students to write him a thesis and a doctoral thesis, dividing them into coursework. and ;)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21683
 22.10.2009
XXX is awesome!!! to
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Fuck the fuck!

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21682
 22.10.2009
The Thomas Twin TT

Three years of work, all work.

The reason for the sale is a nervous breakdown when thinking about cleaning the apartment.


[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №21681
 22.10.2009
I wake up from what someone is eating.
I open my eyes, it turns out – I

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №21680
 22.10.2009
I decided to run with my father in the morning. We went to the store bought shoes, sports costumes,) The first morning, 6 am, the park next to the house. We run at a medium pace, a bumerang is sitting on the lawn, you can see what is from the dungeon, accompanies us with a dim look and the phrase "Men....you are where...Larek is still closed."

I just got XDDDDD.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №21679
 22.10.2009
Say goodbye to the status with the hooks - I set an ass to my mom...
and TuX

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №21678
 22.10.2009
The Advertisement.
In order to avoid travel, the library does not pass the summer time and the classes scheduled for 16-00 will be held at 16-00.
The Director.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21677
 22.10.2009
And we have a stationary doctor in the railway clinic by the name of House, they are called Yulia Nikolaevna. Hi you, dear our doctor Yulia Nikolaevna... House...)))))
0 - O

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №21676
 22.10.2009
Yesterday I stood, waiting for the faithful at the parish, here two aunts and a guy come in, approach the guard:
We are from tax.
-Oh, you can documents, - writes them a pass - let them make a mark there when you go back, 8th floor.
The procession is removed to the elevator. The guard raises the phone:
“But, Alla Igorovna, you are here from the tax. Always so please.
He puts the phone on the side through his teeth:
The tax department, the tax department, the... Anyone would call me when they came for me from the military.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21675
 22.10.2009
I walk around the supermarket, in the wine-watermelon went for beer, promo-girl "try something there premium vodka". Thus 3 to 4. has received. Opened, tried, "fu, ugliness!" I say, and put this "premium" in place. Eye of O_O. I will never forget them!! :lol : )))))

I bought it, I bought it. ?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №21674
 22.10.2009
With his own hands he would strangle the man who first called the system unit a processor.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21673
 22.10.2009
I liked the approach to the work of two young people (shared new shop leaflets):
"Hello, new store "XXXX", please take, you throw out, and we will be paid!"

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №21672
 22.10.2009
1-:'(:'(:'(:'(:')
2 What is this?! to
1st stupid
1st stupid
2 Why?! to
I came back on a link again!!!Now I can’t go anywhere!!! to
2 Do not do anything to snoop any shit
2 Close and open the browser again.
I did everything 1
1 is not cleaned.
2 is all fucking. ?
1 to send.
2 Computer is broken
2 Do not send
1 must
2 push, don't think about sending SMS! just try. you will be taken for her under the cashier
1 has been sent.
The Blonde 2
No one comes to me.
2 is true?
1 AAAA
Check the balance of the account
1 I am stupid.
I sent the wrong code.
1 AAAA

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №21671
 22.10.2009
These overtime hours were declared strictly voluntary, but everyone who refused was to receive only half of the usual diet.

by George Orwell. The Dirty Garden.

Read the book, brothers. Much will seem familiar.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21670
 22.10.2009
The book "f giraffe" struck me in a slight shock!
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A pen from an umbrella? Yesterday I got emailed by phone.

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