x:...killed worms, killed Trojans, killed antivirus, put another, killed the screw, reinstalled, nothing helps! What else should I do?! to
Tag: kill yourself

111: Hello to you! Listen, do you know when canned fish are made, fish are put on a clist?
111: The Captain
111: No more scratches!

To our PTU sent a narcologist (N) for preventive conversations with students. A student who rides on wheels.
Q: Do you take drugs?
W is yes.
N: But it is harmful and bla-bla-bla...
A: I like it.
After a long and useless conversation under your nose: what to do?
Start with the glue.

Evgen: My girlfriend teleported my umbrella to work today. She sent me a picture of the umbrella by mail, I printed it and went out with a sheet on my head.

A friend writes from Switzerland (going to courses)
Naila: I was with a school friend right now. They have a 3-storey house, in which besides them and their husband only live four cats, which have a separate room with soft toys and other cat toys, a separate room for cat food, feed them with the most expensive cat food from tuna, salmon, beef and chicken. All four are insured.
Homyak: Going for surgery to turn into a cat

Rise in prices is nonsense, corruption is nonsense, environmental pollution is nonsense, raising the retirement age is nonsense...but the microblog mode is in touch, they are nonsense, they will not survive! and ;)

Specifications of NVIDIA GeForce GTX460:
X: I want to buy this card, but a friend asks to buy her an upgrade. It promises that our relationship in bed will improve. What to choose?
See also: Video Card!!!! to

XXX is metaphysical!
YYY: What is it? Is it stupid in school again?
The teachers printed a lot of paper on the printer and glued on cigarettes. Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking
by :DDD
X: What, I didn’t tell you how they jumped from the balcony?
YYY: O_O

PRINCESCA: Don't tell me, I liked the car here... the name is such a wonderful... like a Ferrari-Caline.
The Beast: Chevrolet Niva?? to
And yes! thank you very much!! to

A friend works in the market, sells sweets of all kinds, cakes there, sweets. We stand somehow with her, we tremble, here comes a 10-year-old girl, says, "Please tell me, please, out of those candy 500 grams." The girlfriend asks: "Half pound?" The girl irritated this way: "No, 500 grams!" Well laughed, we stand on. A minute later, a man approaches, asks: "Why the knives?" Friend: "What?" Man: "This is the ruble"
I love my city ?

Recently, I read on various websites that girls write about the lack of sex and shrink.
This is what titanic efforts need to be made in order to represent a monk in reality, while dreaming in your thoughts to be severely repelled.

The census should be mandatory. Citizens must be held accountable for the lies. For example, call yourself an elephant, do not claim retirement, because elephants are forever young.

Cigarettes "Captain": Smoking causes smoke.

We had at the institute the prede, the name of the Miracles. I wondered at every session. At a pre-examination meeting in a large audience, where several groups were sitting, he said:
- "Whoever will be the first on the table, I will bet 5 on the machine".
Whatever it was, I never saw such a stone, thrown everywhere, even from the back of the backs, the backs also got, but everyone who got on the table, all 5 machines!!! to

Jester: The girl gave me a beer
Jester: So cute
She laughed at my jokes.
Grayman: A
Also fucking fucking.

Russia is burning:

Take an interview with the experienced dog trainer (by laek tells):
They are so clever. They would run out of the woods, run into the house and shout, “Wife, run, the hunter is bad!”

I can’t drink tea with my husband.)

Which weapons can shoot down a satellite?
A spark from another satellite.

Mazya: Normal guys in honor of their girls call stars, planets, yachts...
Mazya: And my name in my honor was a new porn site ((

Tagged: pleasurable
Tagged: thanks
Q: What are you eating?
Tagged: shirt
Well in the sense of salad))
I thought you were mol))

The new mayor...
Moxnat: This was not the case with Lužkov!