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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №157069
 22.10.2021
I went to a party with my friends. Drunk all there. One well-maintained lady even fucked up with someone in the bathroom. But in principle, everything is okay. All are alive. And then I find out that the same lady filed a complaint in a lie to rape. In the statement, she stated that she thought she was fucking with her husband. Tagged Pam Pam Pam!

[ + 20 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157068
 22.10.2021
The Russians have two historical extremes: to endure everything and to shoot for everything.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №157067
 22.10.2021
An elderly woman from Florida, Sandra Smith, was shopping and, returning to her car, found four black men sitting inside.
She dropped her bags and pulled out her gun. Continuing to scream:
I have a gun, I know how to use it. Get out of the car!”
Four men decided not to wait for the second invitation. They came out and ran like crazy people. The lady, slightly shaken, loaded her bags in the back of the car and sat down on the driver’s seat.
The woman was so excited that she couldn’t put in the lighting key.
She tried everything and tried until she suddenly understood why.
A few minutes later, she discovered that her own car was parked across four or five cars.
She loaded her bags into the right car and went to the police station.
The sergeant, to whom the lady told the story, heroically refrained from laughing and pointed to the other end of the stand, where four excited African Americans told another officer how a crazy elderly woman in glasses with curly white hair and a large gun forced them to leave their own car and stole it.
As a result of the full-time bet, the old lady apologized to four African Americans who wanted to keep their names secret.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №157066
 22.10.2021
During searches in the American homes of Deripaska's relatives, they found 5 years of retirement age, the cumulative part of pensions, the indexation of pensions of working pensioners, 12% inflation, a lunar station, electronic industry and breakthrough.

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