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[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22781
 22.11.2009
I finally learned how to go to bed!
xxxh: I go to bed with the note, as I usually hang in the inette, but I don't take the charge to the note)))))
After a few hours, the battery ends, the computer is cut off.
xxxh: and I am so lazy to get out of bed for exercise that I peacefully cut out after him))) I am happy!!! to

[ + 105 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22780
 22.11.2009
to this:

Morning exercise for the eyes.
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Kill, fuck, abstenka:)))) stumbled on the post... 10 minutes tried, scuco, with the eyes to repeat....

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №22779
 22.11.2009
Fun from my friend Gennady's life. They roll, therefore, in their room (and it is on the first floor, the door goes out to the street). Guys and all serious picked up, all for 90-100-110 kg themselves, and weights are raising decent, which they are proud of. They sat there that day. There was a weight of 150 kg on the stang. Beyond the room is such a tiny man, thick, with a stomach. It goes by the course of the beer shop - the sofa of the house, in each hand pulls 4 bottles of beer (between the fingers holds). He goes into the room and says, “Oh guys, I’ve also been crawling once. Remember what his youth." Takes, puts bottles on the floor, fits under 150 kg, sits so easily again 4-5, puts on the place of the bar, takes the bottles and goes away with the words: "Oh, it was time!". And he leaves. Need to say that the boys that day all the motivation to sit down was killed at the root.

[ + 118 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22778
 22.11.2009
My cat loves the printer. As soon as the printing begins, he makes a noise from any point of the house and carefully monitors the process, sometimes with a lap of sheets he fixes, trying to look inside, where the paper comes from... I delighted him today: I sent a hundred empty sheets to print. Let the shrimp have fun.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №22777
 22.11.2009
to this:
I propose, as a help to the brotherly people (and recently to the unfortunate brothers), to redirect all the gas planned for Slovenia to Ukraine!
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Is it Julia or Victor?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №22776
 22.11.2009
My first domestic animal is a yoghurt. I named him in honor of myself, Arsen.
And the gas...
I had a schizophrenia test.

[ + 141 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22775
 22.11.2009
Answer to this:

How did you play your football!! to
Tell me, I’m the only one who hasn’t watched, and who has decided to cheer?? to
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We are at least two.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №22774
 22.11.2009
in the 2012 film. Almost at the very end, the happy survivors are sailing on a megacellene with a bunch of animals on board. One of the main characters of the Negro clings to the president's daughter, which she so vicariously asks him:
Do you invite me to a date?
The voice from the hall.
Take her to the zoo!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №22773
 22.11.2009
Give me an aska and I’ll give you a cake.
Nn ask me... ask me to put you asya!! to
Yes, it is the same as asking the graduate of the Surikov Institute of Art to paint the fence!!!!! to
What is a cake?

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