On the radio : "It was at a time when Agutin could only pronounce the first half of his surname"

She is missing again (
I don’t understand him (facepalm)
Anya: maybe he just wants friends, and I think more because I have a chronic disorder. b)))))
Me: No... I don’t think he wants friends.
May: It just doesn’t have time
Fuck, is it so strange? I have this experience for the first time, so I am confused. and :(
Me: You don’t know how he works. You can write to him no time, not that you kilometers of SMS to write.
What about tonight, Bella?
Anja: ask "how do you do it?"
Me: mmm... and in the evening he is hanging, for the whole day, for which there was no time.
I mean, it’s a bad thing 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
I have 5 points 😉

I work in a sales company 1C. A client (K) comes and tells the manager (M) that she doesn’t work and doesn’t work.

Q: I have nothing to do, the new version of the program is somewhat complicated and incomprehensible.
M: Do you have a specific question about it or do you not know how to conduct accounting?
Q: A specific question, yes, how to conduct accounting?

Listen, when do you think Google will be able to overthrow governments?
YYY: Haa... not soon
YYY: They SOPLY chew
This is Samsung.
XXX: No, rather than Google
YYY: They have units to develop military equipment
YYY: There are already semi-automated machine guns
xxx: > there are already semi-automated machine guns
On the Android?
xxx: shot, checked mail, entered the contact, killed noted

With Habr discussing the post that a man created a script that allows randomly ordering gifts on Amazon.
There are discussions about the need for such a program to buy "unnecessary" gifts.
I think it’s easier to have a wife. It will handle casual purchases better.

I went to Peter with my wife for a weekend. We stayed at a mini-hotel. In the morning we come for breakfast, and we find that besides us, the guests are all like picking up a girl. I would like to be happy, but no...the woman looks badly, the girls are all tense...they ate in silence, went out on the balcony to smoke and here we see a guy in Superman T-shirt appear in the kitchen.
With his wife in one voice: "Superman! He came to save you!

I am (09:34:33 22/11/2012)
And the skin of the foxes brought me.
Mom (09:34:47 22/11/2012)
Why is
I am (09:34:58 22/11/2012)
What why?
Mom (09:35:23 22/11/2012)
well

I believe that people who are responsible for the appearance of clakson sounds in radio advertising should automatically get a personal bowl with enhanced heating in hell. I have everything.

After receiving the rights, the father asks the daughter.
Q: What does the line mean?
D: Yeah, you can’t cross it.
A: A double consistent, what does it mean?
D: You can’t cross at all.

She
No is. Normally
He is
Is it natural?
She
Meaning of nature?
He is
heterogeneous orientation
She
I don’t know, I want to sleep.
He is
Well, hetero means attraction to the opposite sex, in the ordinary people, natural(s)
She
I am normal. I love a guy.
He is
Meaning of hetero
OK if you sleep.
go go
A quiet night
She
I am normal.

The habit of satisfying all my dependencies came to me after I moved to Linux.

Online chat games:

I need allies to help you???! to
My best ally is Rosenthal.
ZZZ: What is Rosenthal?
DITMAR ELYASEVICH ROSENTAL - Russian-speaking knight)) does not engage in robberies, but writes textbooks in Russian))

I work in the attorney. Yes, I hear in January an influx of customers with beating, hooliganism and other blackheads and the phrase “I thought the end of the world.”

XHH: Connected the keyboard - does not work. The mouse doesn’t work either.
HGH: + thinks... +
Do you print with the power of thought?

xxx: My boss has had an uncontrollable attack of greed.
He suggested that I organize a youth initiative group (!Choose a new year corporate music for all ages!!Create a program!!Find the equipment!!! In the New Year and for free!!! Not the PJ, right?
If he doesn’t change his mind, I’ll have a boob around the Boombox with Radio Lighthouse driving :D

I will spend a month and a half in the summer camp.
YYY: Who is sending you there?
XXX is universe. I am studying in Peda.
Zzzz: Because I had to go into space! It would have been sent that way!

At 9 o’clock in the morning, the chief Sissadin’s call:

Q: Are you driving or driving?
Emm, I’m still sleeping.

Insane: How are cat years compared to human? Then I split up with a girlfriend, and she left my out-of-marriage cat. How much should I buy him whiskey, catsan and cocktails?!?! to

I’m removing my former phones.
So I don’t even call someone drunk at night.

Asked his wife to download his son cartoon about the pig Funtik.Common efforts on a well-known site found.Apparently, the author of the distribution hoped to capture even the German audience.Torrent name "Der Sweine Klein".