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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147531
 22.12.2017
A slight shock visited me when I saw a book entitled “Stalin’s Steel Balls.” No, the book is not about what everyone thought, but about the Soviet spherical tanks... Interestingly, this is how the publishing house burned, or did the author blow?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №147530
 22.12.2017
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We are!! to
It is "Obeim" that is right! Both of you would be in the gay club.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147529
 22.12.2017
And why is this telephone ham - the one who raised the phone, and not the one who called in order to impose some shit?

The technology of cold calls is sham.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147528
 22.12.2017
and a cell phone ham...

And why is this telephone ham - the one who raised the phone, and not the one who called in order to impose some shit?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147527
 22.12.2017
Inventor from the UK began to chase single-salt whisky from the urine of elderly diabetics, which is rich in sugar
YYY: What is a single salt if the urine is from different people?
Yyy: The fucking swimmer

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147526
 22.12.2017
Generally speaking, I went today to get a login and password for public services. I came to the MFC. And there’s everything: the electronic line. I went in, a consultant struck me in a demon-machine. I sit and wait for me to be called. A little people, a little beauty. Here the devil-machine drill number 24 go to the 10 window. I go to the office and there... Everything is new, the operators are sitting and clearly missing. Well, I am from the 6th window and they ask...and you about public services? Well I answered yes... she went... I was told in the 10 window... and who told you that? I... some loud voice from above... near the operator was pressed... I mean that: more carefully in general with the voices from above.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147525
 22.12.2017
I go to the store for food. My way goes through a small square where a mini-sports court is installed. All kinds of trainees, trainees, trainees. Given that it is cold outside, most of the place is empty. This time there was a visitor.



I walk slowly and I notice that there is a “collaps” hanging on the torch in the form of a human body, presumably a male and plumazo dressed. The cabbage tries to stretch up and the cabbage fails. I get interested and I stop to follow the heroic attempt of the street athlete.

After several attempts, the man with sin is pulled in half, touches the unwashed beard of the metal bark and falls to the ground in exhaustion, after which he begins to fade, like a cat who has taken over the wool. I am standing in a real ohua from the seen, disgusting sight. The man, somewhat rising up, notices the girl looking at him, and gives a deep, philosophical phrase.



and naked! I’d better be upset...

In the meantime, he walks away from the sporting field.

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