I work in a bank. The following situation occurred:
Visitor, security officer and accountant.
Conversation by phone:
To you Father:
Give him a phone:
“Yes, Holy Father, what did you want?
To the fucking! I am not a daddy, I am your auditor Sergey Petrovich BatYushko!!! to
The accountant was crying.

I'm a humble girl, but I'll rape you anyway :D

I have had sex with an elephant of the 80th level for six months.
It was and is the best sex of my life. He sits and plays, does not strain and does not stick until you say, his current needs to be fed, and in general - an ideal man.

My nephew was given a machine on the radio control. The preparation for the count went to the tar-taras.

I go home from work. I meet a neighbor at the entrance. He looked at me and asked me how it was at school. I said five or four. I am delighted! ) May God all look like that at 22! :)

How can you fuck a little-known person? Imagine - you shoot a girl in a bar, lead to yourself and....that it's the same as a member in a river under a stone - bite cancer or not!!!!! to
He is: 0_o

The chemistry textbook says: "Remember,what uses of vaseline do you know?"

It is easier for boys, they know the paternity of their future children.

They told me, in the corporate one employee after a pretty drunk (further from the 1st person) Well I look I am all bored, let it go, do something, for example, a lower brake, lie on my back, lie down, lie down. And then I remember that I don’t know how to do the lower break.

insomni4ka: And I will not tone my car. I am cute!

x (12:29:20 21/12/2009)
Have been fired?

y (12:29:34 21/12/2009)
As if me.

x (12:29:57 21/12/2009)
For what?

y (12:32:03 21/12/2009)
I am not promising, I am not suitable for a growing company, I do not have a desire for self-improvement.

h (12:32:13 21/12/2009)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

h (12:32:18 21/12/2009)
What does that mean?))

y (12:32:39 21/12/2009)
This means that the manager should not be called a foolish shit.

Shaitanbabai: Why is this happening? If a man thinks he’s Napoleon or a cake – he’s treated, and if a man thinks he’s a woman – is someone rushing to fight for his rights?

I will never forget... We walk with him, we embrace him, we kiss him...

He said to me: "Go to me!".
I am: "Go!"

We come to him... kiss, dress up, smoothly walk into the bedroom. We lie down in the bed, I am already at the limit... And then he jumps up with the scream: "Look how I can!" and sit on the spaghetti =) Curtain.

Timothy (17:42:38 21/12/2009)
Where will the NHS be listed?

Rita (17:44:16 21/12/2009)
HZ

Timothy (17:48:14 21/12/2009)
What is this place so fashionable - "hz", who I will not ask, everyone there notes.

In the morning, the cat should be taken to the veterinarian, where it should actually be castrated. He himself does not know about it yet, and wanders quietly somewhere on the street. The sister sits behind the compass, talking to her acquaintance:
I wake up early tomorrow and take my cat to the doctor.
for the moment. Say hello to the cat.
I will surely transmit. And I embrace. And I kiss. and tomorrow.
I want to be your cat tomorrow ;)
It is hardly :D

X: I am afraid.
Don’t be afraid, I’m with you!
XXX: Yes, I’m frightened, so I’m afraid.

Remember, I missed the final of the World Cup Brazil-Italy to listen to the performance of the children's choir, which was led by my girlfriend's mother, - remembers Mikhail (34 years, married 7 years). "With my hatred of children and choral singing at the time, I thought that the man for whom I was capable of doing this was worth living with him for a dozen or two years."

15:45 Semenova: Do you know what I am going to be on the NH?
15:45 Alona: In the salad? It is :)))
15:45 Semenova: very funny..

To reach out to cosmopolitanism and internationalism, it is called... Facebook correspondence:

Bryan *** (Colombian born in the USA): How to say corndog in Russian?

Blanka is Czech. In the sense, not shoes, but a Czech woman): I don’t know what a corndog, maybe a corn dog" :)))

Denis *** (Russian): If you mean a hotdog covered in cornmeal, so there isn't any defined word in Russian for that. Just describe it as a hotdog on a stick in a cornmeal batter.

If you mean a physical punishment like shoving your knee between some1's butt cheeks - again we don't have such an expression :)

But in Russian you can refer to literally everithing you don't know or can't recognize as "this hoйня" (pronounced 'eta khooynya' :) ) and everyone will understand :))

Quote from the textbook on the headline - often suspects are hidden in the home, and sometimes even bodies are felt.