Instagram was invented by grandmothers to know if their grandchildren are eating well.

Small got sick, I write text with my wife (g) before leaving work after a sleepy night and a hard working day.
I: Do I need any medications?
A: Yes, Viferon candles and Panadol suspension, chamomile.
No, fucking the romance.
He took the brains of pharmacists of all surrounding pharmacies in attempts to find the mysterious drug "chren with chamomile". I come home.
Q: How long is it?
I: I was looking for your shit with the camouflage, there is nowhere! Tomorrow I will go to a couple of pharmacies.
The wife hangs for a couple of seconds with a face expression in the style of o_0, and then folds in half and begins to hysterically rust. It turns out that I was an idiot and I should have guessed that I just didn’t need to buy chamomile!

SS: today used the blue isolant
SS: fixed the girland (pulled off one lamp, wire twisted and wrapped SI)
SS: True, the isolant is not canonical color, but dark blue
SS: So a little uncertain about the outcome

Comment to the news "Bensin in the United States dropped to the lowest level in the last 5 years":

The world prices of oil are falling and the prices of domestic oil are falling??? This is news from a parallel universe, right?

I was on a plane with a friend. The stewards began to spread the heat. They reach us.
Stewardess: Chicken, fish or meat?
I: the chicken
The girlfriend: Chicken
The stewardess – with a second and loud voice: Here are two chickens!! to
My wife and I are in the wild. When the stewardess arrived, red and rounded eyes: Oh, sorry, I'm not about you.
The rest of the flight.

Talk about the children:
Yes, I look here, all my girlfriends get jewelry and other delights and joys of life for the children given to their husbands.
I am just somewhat bad. I gave birth to a child for free.

In connection with the introduction of a moratorium on the death penalty in Russia, all convicts will be buried alive.

Sanya_77: Terrorism consists not only in murders, but also in intimidating societies, seeking to change their values and way of life.
Well, I lived until that great day when things began to be called by their names!
And that’s all:"sanctions, sanctions..."

Nicholas: My name is Sprot. by Nikolai Šprot.
Reports of fish. The head.

In fact, most often in surgery, green has been used (and is used) not so much for disinfection (because there are milder antiseptics in the open wound to infuse alcohol), namely to mark the edges of the wound and monitor the dynamics of the healing of the seam.

Oh, and tell it in our nursery, please.And then there is a piece of gaze, impregnated with green, immediately after the birth, squeezed to where the child appeared.And there are not only wounds, there are also mucous membranes, which green can be burned at all.

admin wrote:
Q. What is your first birthday today?

And let’s argue on the mine that you won’t do me cunnilingus?

My village cat has become enormous. Daddy and Mom are joking that I will soon start going down the stairs with the back legs :)
Yenia: ahahhahah)))) and force to repair))))

I almost guessed:

Personally, it seems to me that the alcohol solution of diamond green, as well as iodine, has antiseptic properties due to alcohol. And they paint them in persistent, unflattering colors only so that it is visible where they are already soaked. The doctors in the fear of their people are blinded."

In fact, most often in surgery, green has been used (and is used) not so much for disinfection (because there are milder antiseptics in the open wound to infuse alcohol), namely to mark the edges of the wound and monitor the dynamics of the healing of the seam.

The Chelyabinsk meteorite flew for 10 seconds, during which time it was captured by a bunch of cameras, registers, cameras, etc. from different perspectives. The Russian army, as they say, has been fighting in the southeast for almost six months, but no footage, no Ukrainian camera has ever shot, they have problems with high tech.

yyy: The Russian army is faster than the Chelyabinsk meteorite, there is no video about it.

In the store I take from the shelf chicken filet, on the packaging: "Aromatizer..., fixer..., stabilizer..., does not contain GMOs". We would write right away - "not containing DNA".

user
I cannot find the form of the document.
me me
I dropped all the documents I had.
user
Not all dropped: no clean forms
me me
I couldn’t throw away everything, everything that was on my desktop and in my documents – everything I copied to this computer.
user
Call me if you don’t understand.
user
I’m talking about clean blanks.
user
Set me the forms.
user
Because they were with me, and after your work they disappeared.
me me
Do forms mean clean Microsoft Word documents?
user
Yes Yes
me me
the upper left corner - button File, there create - new document

I will explain:

Oh, they have already invented their own Russian, in which you can demonstratively ignore the rules, only to humiliate the neighbors.
— — —
Dear neighbors. Do not confuse with omelette. Are you very humiliated if a Russian person speaks Belarus and Ukraine? It was not about you at all, but about the fact that our officials-trojans are reworking the language for the purposes of political inclinations, not complying with the elementary rules. Like coffee, it is, it parachutes through the... People against it. Here is the whole arithmetic.

Let’s do the opposite advertising!
YYY: How is it?? to
xxx: to the regular customer, who in a month will buy the goods least of all, we give a prize - a rubber jacket! and on the site on the first page such a post "this month the frog came to such a thing"))))

The most common surnames among Korean gastarbayters are Pak, Kim and Mon.
Now I know why my friend-probe calls them "pokemon".